A man saw a woman flailing about in the lake. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A fisherman ran up.

一名男子看到一名女子在湖裡掙扎。他不會游泳，因此大聲呼救。一個釣客跑過來。

The man said, "My wife is drowning. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

男子說：「我老婆快淹死了。請你救她，我給你100元。」

The fisherman brought the woman back to shore. "Okay, where's my hundred dollars? "

釣客把女子救起來，問說：「我的100元呢？」

The man said, "I asked you to save my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

男子說：「我要你救我老婆，但這是我丈母娘。」

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you? "

釣客掏出錢包說：「算我倒楣，我要賠你多少錢？」