A man saw a woman flailing about in the lake. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A fisherman ran up.
一名男子看到一名女子在湖裡掙扎。他不會游泳,因此大聲呼救。一個釣客跑過來。
The man said, "My wife is drowning. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."
男子說:「我老婆快淹死了。請你救她,我給你100元。」
The fisherman brought the woman back to shore. "Okay, where's my hundred dollars? "
釣客把女子救起來,問說:「我的100元呢?」
The man said, "I asked you to save my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."
男子說:「我要你救我老婆,但這是我丈母娘。」
The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you? "
釣客掏出錢包說:「算我倒楣,我要賠你多少錢?」