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〈笑話〉Rescue Bill救援費
2011/10/07 04:21:33瀏覽385|回應0|推薦1
A man saw a woman flailing about in the lake. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A fisherman ran up.

一名男子看到一名女子在湖裡掙扎。他不會游泳,因此大聲呼救。一個釣客跑過來。

The man said, "My wife is drowning. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred dollars."

男子說:「我老婆快淹死了。請你救她,我給你100元。」

The fisherman brought the woman back to shore. "Okay, where's my hundred dollars? "

釣客把女子救起來,問說:「我的100元呢?」

The man said, "I asked you to save my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."

男子說:「我要你救我老婆,但這是我丈母娘。」

The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you? "

釣客掏出錢包說:「算我倒楣,我要賠你多少錢?」



 
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