一名金髮女子因為兩耳紅通通而看醫生。醫生問她耳朵怎麼了。

"I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang. I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear."

「我燙衣服的時候，電話響了。我誤把熨斗當電話，貼近耳朵聽。」

"What happened to your other ear?"

「另一隻耳朵呢?」

"The jerk called back!"

「那個混蛋打了第二通。」