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【 笑話】Shoplifting順手牽羊
2012/06/11 01:36:31瀏覽551|回應0|推薦1

A woman was arrested for stealing a can of peaches.The judge asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6.

一名婦女因為偷了一個桃子罐頭被捕。法官問她,罐頭裡有幾顆桃子。婦人回答六顆。

The judge then said, "I will give you 6 days in jail."

法官聽了說:「我判你六天拘役。」

The woman's husband spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something.

婦人的丈夫開口,問法官能否讓他說句話。

He said," What is it? "

法官說:「什麼事?」

The husband said, "She also stole a can of peas."

婦人的丈夫回答:「她還偷了一罐豆子。」



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