約翰問妻子瑪莉，紅寶石婚紀念日要什麼禮物。

"Would you like a mink coat? How about a Mercedes sports car?" John asks.

約翰說：「你要貂皮大衣，還是賓士跑車？」

"I'd like a divorce," answers Mary.

瑪莉回答：「我想離婚。」

John replies, "Sorry dear, I wasn't planning to spend that much."

約翰說：「抱歉，親愛的，我不打算花這麼多錢。」