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Someone emailed me following jokes which are full of fun. So I try to translate them into English, just for fun.
Your wife is so hard on you, while your mistress is so nice to you?
A man asked a monk, "My demanding wife is so presumptous on me, and my pliant mistress is so considerate to me. So what shold I do about it?"
The monk replied calmly, "Never trust in an opposition party; the result will be the same when it comes to office and grabs the power."
Four kinds of Truth
Truth One: We live by eating, but to go on living by not eating.
Truth Two: Not until we pay our celleular phone bills, can we find out the trash we've talked are really worth something.
Truth Three: World's longest distance between two persons is when they are sitting face to face but playing each other's celleular phone.
Truth Four: Marriage is the grave of love; so much for the worse, there is a gravedigger standing by.
A married couple in quarrel
A husband lost a quarrel with his wife, so he laid down the bed, motionless.
The woman asked, " why are you laying on bed for?"
"I am dead.", the man answered.
"Then why your eyes are still open?"
"Because I really hate to die with my eyes closing!"
The woman asked again, "Why are you still breathing?"
"Because I really hate to swallow your story!"
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