"What do I do next?" said the bishop to the priest, "I have spent my whole life waiting, preparing for the feast, And now you say Jerusalem has fallen and is lost, The king of heathen Saracen has seized the holy cross;"
Then the priest said "Oh my bishop, we must put them to the sword, For God in all His mercy will find a just reward, For the noblemen and sinners, and knights of ready hand, Who will be the Lord's Crusader, send word through all the land,
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost;"
"Tell me what to do", said the king upon his throne, "but speak to me in whispers for we are not alone, They tell me that Jerusalem has fallen to the hand, Of some bedevilled eastern Heathen who has seized the Holy Land;"
Then the chamberlain said "Lord, we must call upon our foes In Spain and France and Germany to end our bitter wars, All Christian men must be as one and gather for the fight, You will be their leader, begin the battle cry,
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost"...
Ooh, high on a hill, in the town of Jerusalem, There stood Saladin, the king of the Saracens, Whoring and drinking and snoring and sinking, around him his army lay, Secure in the knowledge that he had won the day;
A messenger came, blood on his feet and a wound in his chest, "The Christians are coming!" he said, "I have seen their cross in the west," In a rage Saladin struck him down with his knife, And he said "I know that this man lies, They quarrel too much, the Christians could never unite!
I am invincible, I am the king, I am invincible, and I will win..."
Closer they came, the army of Richard the Lionheart, Marching by day and night, with soldiers from every part, And when the Crusaders came over the mountain and they saw Jerusalem, They fell to their knees and prayed for her release;
They started the battle at dawn, taking the city by storm, With horsemen and bowmen and engines of war, They broke through the city walls, The Heathens were flying and screaming and dying, And the Christian swords were strong, And Saladin ran when he heard their victory song;
"We are invincible, God is the king, We are invincible, and we will win!"
"What do I do now?" said the wise man to the fool, "I have spent my whole life searching, to find the Golden Rule, Though centuries have disappeared, the memory still remains, Of those enemies together, could it be that way again?"
Then the fool said "Oh you wise men, you really make me laugh, With your talk of vast persuasion and searching through the past, There is only greed and evil in the men who fight today, The song of the Crusader has long since gone away,
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost...
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost...
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost...
Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem is lost, Jerusalem.
慾海翻騰填溝壑，黃禍奔流紅似火(3-1)
各說各話。
釣魚台列嶼是中華民國固有領土… 台灣是中國不可分割的一部份，所以說，若類推適用則同理可證… 尖閣群島躺在日本國自衛隊的實質管轄之下多久了？更何況… Stop nagging, please. The territory dispute you guys wager on is under the control of the federal government of United States and our armies, we should pigeonhole the hot issue and make peace together instead of making something else terrible respectively, right? I promise the controversies, however, certainly will never be worked out thoroughly even if the Nobel Prize winner is successfully re-elected again as expected and finish another tenure of the second four-year term. Understand? see you next time! 掛掉了？真失禮啊… 落跑了？沒種嘛… 視訊突然中斷？慘了，靠山山倒，這下誰來主持公道… 老大開溜… 咱該怎辦？ 簡單啊，馬上插播更精彩的影像故事，讓在座者消消火氣爽個夠… 真槍實彈的無碼AV女優… 中國香港特區頭號色魔陳冠希威名遠播，可以客串一下… 大日本帝國經典傑作豈容爾等造次尋開心… 中華民國在台灣最近剛誕生新世代Q版民族英雄李宗瑞，大頭病很嚴重，也不遑多讓喔，邀他入鏡免費義演鐵沒問題… 誰呀？沒聽過！ 又怎樣？太小咖了，頭再大都沒用！ 跟兩位大哥比起來，ROC本來就是小咖嘛，呵呵… 自稱小咖哪有臉大搖大擺躍上檯面？還不快關機下線，給老子滾回特首辦公室夾緊懶蛋聽命行事，乖乖配合演出！ 小咖也是咖，只是不成氣候，整體攻防能力亦沒火候可言罷了。稍安勿躁但坐無妨，有話好商量，別理對面那隻貌不合神遠離…唉，也不知該怎麼形容才對啦，虛張聲勢窮凶惡極的假恐龍吧。 …………………………………………………………………………………… ……………………………………………………………………………………
Rashomon's ending scene. A baby is found, the priest is scared of his own reaction to the woodcutter's proposal and sees light at the end of the tunnel.
Hello, everybody, good morning. Something specific, you know, always belongs to someone who empirically or substantially owns it, agree? Great! Let me ask you some silly boring questions. Who governs Taiwan right now?
China!
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Who governs Japan right now?
USA!
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Who governs China right now?
Nobody but Nationalism!
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Who governs USA right now?
Nobody but Neo-imperialism!
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Mr. Ma, are you deaf or dead? can you hear me? do not sleep alone, please. Just say some words fairly for me! Otherwise why not get out of here and leave us alone…
Here comes a small potato like me! I am, as you know, not only governed by you guys Big Brothers all but also by immoral mafia, corruption bureaucracy, moguls and their lusty children back in my country, I hopelessly and helplessly find, in the long run, that I myself have nothing at all to govern in my hands, the only one way to prove myself still an incumbent ruler of Taiwan is to look for somewhere fresh and clean abroad to govern, that’s why I am dozing here quietly to nod my head unconsciously!
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劇終。
Dismiss! The meeting is meaningless since we can do nothing to help Mr. Ma get everything right at once…
The final combat is coming, sooner or later!
The real troublemaker remains there, ever and forever?
Mr. Ma? Don’t worry, my buddies. He’ll get rid of himself years later, see you till then!
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Time was drifting - this rock had got to roll So, I hit the road and made my getaway Restless feeling really got ahold I started searching for a better way
I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right
Philly Fever made me feel alright But, I must admit it got the best of me Gettin' down so deep I could've drowned Now, I can't get back the way I used to be
I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right
New York City took me with the tide And, I nearly died from hospitality Left me stranded - took away my pride Just another no-account fatality
I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night Couldn't get it right Couldn't get it right
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