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工程師不像你想像的 - 請看Wife1.0版軟体
2006/12/22 01:12:16瀏覽784|回應0|推薦7

This is a very common problem men complain about but is mostly due to a primary misconception.
這是男人最常報怨的問題, 但多因觀念錯誤而造成

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 1.0 to Wife 1.0 with the idea that Wife 1.0 is merely a " UTILITIES & ENTERTAINMENT " program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and designed by its creator to run everything.
很多人從情人1.0版升級到老婆1.0 以為老婆1.0只是一個工具及愉樂程式. 不然,老婆1.0是操作系統而且是為執行一切程式而設計的.

WARNING DO NOT TRY TO: un-install, delete, or purge the program from the system once installed. Trying to un-install Wife 1.0 can be disasterious. Doing so may destroy your hard and/or floppy drive. Trying to un-install or remove Wife 1.0 will destroy valuable system resources.
警告: 一但安裝後不可試圖解除,刪除,或合並程式. 試圖解除老婆1.0後果不堪設想.
不但毁了你的軟硬碟而且毁了你宝貴的系統資源.

 You can not go back to Girlfriend 1.0 because Wife 1.0 is not designed to do this. Some have tried to install Girlfriend 2.0 or Wife 2.0 but end up with more problems than the original system.
你無法回到情人1.0版, 只因老婆1.0不是這樣設計的. 有些人試著安裝情人2.0或老婆2.0版但結果產生更多的系統問題

Look in your manual under Warnings- Alimony/Child Support. Others have tried to run Girlfriend 1.0 in the background, while Wife 1.0 is running. Eventually Wife 1.0 detects Girlfriend 1.0 and a system conflict occurs, this can lead to a non- recoverable system crash.
請注意你的使用手策中警語-膽養/撫育部份.另一部份人試著在後端暗中執行情人1.0, 當前端執行老婆1.0 但老婆1.0偵測到情人1.0而致系統衝突, 嚴重者造成系統無法修復死机

Some users have tried to download simular products such as Fling and 1NiteStand. Often their systems have become infected with a virus. I recommend you keep Wife 1.0 and just deal with the situation.
有些使用者乾脆下載類似產品偷人或一夜情.但系统總易感染病毒, 建議你保留老婆1.0並妥善處理己發狀況

Having Wife 1.0 installed myself, I might also suggest you read the entire section regarding General Protection Faults (GPFs). You must assume all responsibility for faults and problems that might occur.
即便自我安裝了老婆1.0 我仍建議你詳閱GPF系統程式當机保護篇.你當知所有錯誤及問題所延伸出的責任

The best course of action will be to push apologize button then reset  button as soon as lock-up occurs. System will run smooth as long as you take the blame for all GPFs. Wife 1.0 is a great program but is very high maintenance.
最好行动準則是, 一但系統鎖死盡速按一下抱歉鈕後重新啟动系統. 只要你接受系統當机保護篇GPF的指責, 老婆1.0是偉大的程式但維修不易

Suggestions for improved operation of Wife 1.0 Monthly use utilities such as TLC and FTD * Frequently use Communicator/Explorer 7.0

Ø >Tech Support
連議你每月用TLC及FTD來改善老婆1.0的運作. 常用微軟溝通及探索7.0
並咨詢技術支援部門

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