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| 2006/02/04 10:07:24瀏覽700｜回應5｜推薦8 | |
Mama's football knowledge I am so lucky that my wife knows quarterbacks, but she thinks a "quarter back" is a "refund". If Men Ruled the World If your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. "Sorry honey, I couldn't make it to dinner because the game went to tripple over time and still tied..." would be an acceptable excuse for tardiness. True Football Fan Two years ago, I was at a Super Bowl game supporting my hometown team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No". I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died." "Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked. He replied, "Because they are all at her funeral." |
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