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You Know You Are a Nurse When.....
2008/04/02 11:13:48瀏覽504|回應1|推薦1

This came from someone's forwarding email I guess. Was found among other annoucement on the bathroom bullitinboard. Here to all nurses on the day after Physician Day.


You know you are a nurse when....

1. the front of your scrubs reads "Nurses...here to save your ass, not kiss it!"

2. you occasionally park in the space with the "physicians only" sign and knock it over.

3. you believe some patients are alive only because its illegal to kill them.

4. you recognize that you can't cure stupid.

5. you own at least 3 pens with the names of prescription medications on them.

6. you believe theres a special place in hell for the inventor of the call light.

7. you believe that saying "it can't get any worse" causes it to get worse just to show you it can.

8. you wash your hands BEFORE you go to the bathroom.

9. you believe that any job where you can drive to work in your pajamas is a cool one.

10. you consider a tongue depressor an eating utensil.

11. eating microwave popcorn out of a clean bedpan is perfectly natural.

12. you've been exposed to so many xrays that you consider it a form of birth control.

13. you've ever heard a patient with a nose ring, a brow ring, and twelve earrings say "I'm afraid of shots."

14. you've ever placed a bet on someone's blood alcohol level.

15. you've told a confused patient that your name is that of a coworker and to call if they need help.

16. your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnegagos water tank.

17. you have seen more penises than any prostitute could dream of.

18. you believe that not all patients are annoying...some are unconscious.

19. your family and friends refuse to watch medical sitcoms with you because you spend the whole time correcting everyone and pointing out upside down xrays.

20. you dont get excited about blood, unless its your own.

21. you've sworn to have "do not resuscitate" tattooed on your chest. Soon.

22. discussing dismemberment over a gourmet meal is perfectly normal to you.

23. your idea of fine dining is anywhere you can sit down to eat.

24. your idea of a good time is a cardiac arrest at shift change.

25. you believe in the aerial spraying of Prozac.

26. you believe that "shallow gene pool" should be a recognized diagnosis.

27. you believe that the government should require permits to reproduce.

28. you believe that unspeakable evils will befall anyone who utters the phrase "Wow, its really quiet, isnt it?"

29. you have ever wanted to write a book entitled "Suicide: getting it right the first time."

30. you have ever had a patient look you straight in the eye and say "I have no idea how that got stuck in there."

31. you've had to leave a patient's room before you begin to laugh uncontrollably.
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You know you are a nurse when…
2008/04/04 00:22

You know you are a nurse when… you find all 31 of them funny.  I could only find 30 of them real funny… 嘿嘿!

purr(rtcapaldi) 於 2008-04-17 00:22 回覆:

but i thank you for reading anyway. hmm, is it washing the hands before going to the bathroom? its a professional secret. wink.