陰的發毛
簡稱....





Money is not everything.
金錢不是一切........

There's Master card & Visa.
還有信用卡可以用哩.




One should love animals.
每個人都應該熱愛動物...

They are so tasty.
因為它們很好吃.




Save water.
要節約用水...

Shower with your girlfriend.
儘量和女友一起洗澡

Love the neighbor.
愛你的鄰居...

But don't get caught.
不過不要被抓包.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman.
每個成功男人的背後,都有一個女人...

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
每個不成功男人的背後,都有兩個.

Every man should marry.
每個人都該要結婚....

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
因為快樂並不是生命的全部.

The wise never marry,
聰明人不會去結婚...
and when they marry they become otherwise.
當他們結婚後    也就不再聰明了.

Success is a relative term.
成功是一個相對名詞...

It brings so many relatives.
他會給你帶來很多不相關的親戚.

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
要是今天就能想好藉口就不要等明天交不了差時再來想.

Love is photogenic.
愛情就像照片...

It needs darkness to develop.
需要大量的暗房處理來培養.

Children in backseats cause accidents.
車子後座坐小孩會導致意外...

Accidents in backseats cause children.
車子後座的意外會"導致"小孩.

"Your future depends on your dreams.
"你的未來取決於你的夢想"...

" So go to sleep.
所以趕快去睡覺吧.

There should be a better way to start a day
than waking up every morning.
應該有比每天早上醒來更好的方式  開始新的一天.

"Hard work never killed anybody.
 " 努力工作不會害死任何人!"...

" But why take the risk?
不過何必去冒這個險呢？

God made relatives;
上天能決定誰是你的親戚...

Thanks God we can choose our friends.
還好我們可以自己選擇朋友.

When two's company,
兩個人能做伴...

three's the result!
但後果是會不小心跑出第三個!

A dress is like a barbed fence.
衣服就像有刺的鐵絲網...

It protects the premises without restricting the view.
它阻止你冒然行動但並不妨礙你盡情的觀看.

The more you learn, the more you know.
書唸的越多,知道的越多...

The more you know, the more you forget.
知道的越多,忘記的越多...

The more you forget, the less you know.
忘記的越多,知道的越少...

So why bother to learn.
那麼又何必唸書呢.