兒子今天從學校學會一首新歌，迫不及待地要唱給我聽。

Albuquerque Turkey

(sung to the tune of "Clementine"，請配合著兒歌小小姑娘的旋律唱)

Albuquerque is a turkey
And he's feathered and he's fine
And he wobbles and he gobbles
and he's absolutely mine.
He's the best pet that you can get..
Better than a dog or cat.
He's my Albuquerque turkey
And I'm awfully proud of that.
He once told me , very frankly
he preferred to be my pet,
not the main course at my dinner,
and I told him not to fret.
And my Albuquerque turkey
is so happy in his bed,
'Cause for our Thanksgiving dinner...
We had scrambled eggs instead.

太好了，火雞換炒蛋，這有什麼問題，歐巴桑我全力配合！

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