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Because Mom Said So
2008/05/10 13:51:03瀏覽1929|回應13|推薦98

在母親節的前夕, 想起了去年在美國很流行的一首歌: "The Mom Song"
是由Anita Renfro 所創的歌. 她是ㄧ位作家, 音樂家, 也是ㄧ位演講專家.
她將ㄧ位媽媽在24小時裡所說的話 濃縮成一首2分又55秒的歌.
字裡行間Anita以一種美式的幽默 似是數落自己的成天嘮叨,
但在在透露了對孩子的關心, 擔心, 噓寒問暖, 希望給孩子做好的, 又怕寵壞了孩子,
希望孩子能玩的盡興, 又怕功課做不好, 希望孩子比人強, 又怕孩子強出頭.....
這些也都是我們當母親的矛盾吧?!

僅以此首歌獻給 媽媽們
聽完歌 除了會心的ㄧ笑
也想想 明天起, 我們要對孩子 說什麼? ??




歌詞如下:
Get up now
Get up now
Get up out of bed
Wash your face
Brush your teeth
Comb your sleepy head
Here’s your clothes
And your shoes
Hear the words I said
Get up now
Get up and make your bed
Are you hot?
Are you cold?
Are you wearing that?
Where’s your books and your lunch and your homework at?
Grab your coat and your gloves and your scarf and hat
Don’t forget you got to feed the cat
Eat your breakfast
The experts tell us it’s the most important meal of all
Take your vitamins so you will grow up one day to be big and tall
Please remember the orthodontist will be seeing you at three today?
Don’t forget your piano lesson is this afternoon

So you must play
Don’t shovel
Chew slowly
But hurry
The bus is here
Be careful
Come back here
Did you wash behind your ears?
Play outside
Don’t play rough
Would you just play fair?
Be polite
Make a friend
Don’t forget to share
Work it out
Wait your turn
Never take a dare
Get along
Don’t make me come down there
Clean your room
Fold your clothes
Put your stuff away
Make your bed
Do it now
Do we have all day?
Were you born in a barn?
Would you like some hay
Can you even hear a word I say?
Answer the phone
Get Off the phone
Don’t sit so close
Turn it down
No texting at the table
No more computer time tonight
Your iPod’s my iPod if you don’t listen up

Where you going and with whom and what time do you think you’re coming home?
Saying thank you, please, excuse me
Makes you welcome everywhere you roam
You’ll appreciate my wisdom
Someday when you’re older and you’re grown
Can’t wait ’til you have a couple little children of your own
You’ll thank me for the counsel I gave you so willingly
But right now
I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me
Close your mouth when you chew
Would appreciate
Take a bite
Maybe two
Of the stuff you hate
Use your fork
Do not you burp
Or I’ll set you straight
Eat the food I put upon your plate
Get an egg A, Get the door
Don’t get smart with me
Get a Grip
Get in here I’ll count to 3
Get a job
Get a life
Get a PhD
Get a dose of reality
I don’t care who started it
You’re grounded until your 36
Get your story straight
And tell the truth for once for heaven’s sake
And if all your friends jumped off a cliff
Would you jump too?

If I’ve said it once, I’ve said at least a thousand times before that
You’re too old to act this way
It must be your father’s DNA
Look at me when I am talking
Stand up straight when you walk
A place for everything
And everything must be in place
Stop crying or I’ll give you something real to cry about
Oh!
Brush your teeth
Wash your face
Get your PJs on
Get in bed
Get a hug
Say a prayer with Mom
Don’t forget
I love you
**KISS**
And tomorrow we will do this all again because a mom’s work never ends
You don’t need the reason why
Because
Because
Because
Because
I said so
I said so
I said so
I said so
I’m the Mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
The mom
Ta-da


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haaaaaaaaaaaa
2008/05/20 12:46

We used to say " No" or "Don't "

What if we say "U can do everything u want, but only be aware of one tiny issue.........."


divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-20 13:54 回覆:
呵呵!  相同技倆喔!

我總是跟女兒說:  sure, whatever you can do it, but.......


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期待幸福^^
2008/05/20 12:20

我會常常對他們說: 寶貝~我愛你^^

然後我滴寶貝就回我說: 媽..咪我愛你^^

divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-20 13:53 回覆:
金系好媽媽!!

新新小二
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超棒
2008/05/17 06:25

超棒,這才是歌曲娛人的原意...


divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-17 12:27 回覆:
謝謝你喜歡

也希望大家能體諒
媽媽的碎碎念.....

六一狼
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傳神--可我是老爹
2008/05/13 11:03

I thank you NOT to roll your eyes at me

That's what I told to my daughter

divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-13 14:49 回覆:
沒錯, 這衛生眼 翻的人傷眼 看的人傷心....

女兒初入 青春期時開始有了此動作
有次趁她心情好時 也如法泡製 翻給她看
從此 牠就不再翻啦.....

西岸魚。。。
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bravo
2008/05/12 15:38

我自己都笑歪了  想等著看兒子的反應

divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-12 23:08 回覆:
呵呵!!

據我的經驗:

因為每家媽媽"唸功"等級不一
所以 孩子們聽完後 都有不同版本的延伸......


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快樂媽媽
2008/05/11 12:50

聼旋律,有快樂的感覺。   英文,太快了聼不懂啊!    慢慢看歌詞終於有一點同感。日文世界的媽媽每天也說同樣的話呢!真有趣。 母の日おめでとう! 

divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-11 13:27 回覆:
嗯!

你把他翻成日文來唱
如何?

Elva
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佩服~
2008/05/11 11:32
把所有媽咪的心境都唱得一覽無遺呢...
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3080/3124433723_6ae48515d4.jpg?v=0
divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-11 11:45 回覆:
我想還有更多的話
ㄧ整天裡
都在媽媽的心裡翻騰著
只是 不知道
要如何說 才能更有力吧....

稀有動物--稀有的 隨想隨寫--母愛篇
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Wow !!
2008/05/11 10:48
我家二、三女兒聽得笑不停,我耳背連看著歌詞都跟不上節奏

那一句~~一定是你老爸的遺傳~~聽得感覺最貼切
divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-11 11:47 回覆:
沒錯, 沒錯....

錯的都是老爸啊....

不過
常常放出來聽聽
ㄧ來自我解嘲
二來自我反省
不要當個 囉嗦的娘!!

圓媽
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真的都是美國媽媽們常講的話
2008/05/11 09:48
翻成中文,大概華人媽媽們也差不多,真是個充滿愛、矛盾、嘮叨、又以子為傲的媽媽。
divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-11 11:43 回覆:
回想女兒三年級時,
中文學校的老師要他們寫下ㄧ句
媽媽最常對你們說的話;
女兒寫下了 "趕快, 趕快"...
讓我著實的反省了ㄧ下....
原來這些愛的叮嚀
最後 只剩下 "趕快"...

紅小豆
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幸福
2008/05/10 23:58

雖然還沒當媽

也沒當人家老婆

不過…

看身邊當媽的朋友

都挺幸福似的…

讓紅豆有時也超想要結婚的啊~~^^

divagirl (rachelkao) 於 2008-05-11 11:48 回覆:
祝小紅豆
早日 尋到
屬於你的幸福!!
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