《上》

Ｗho would have thought that I would EVER show up here at Yahoo Match? Let alone became a so called VIP. Even I myself was totally floored!

Time here can be calculated as DOG YEAR, which is 7 times we Homo Sapiens's.

Now I've spend approximately 6 months here, can't say that I learned a lot, but I do see more than I expected.


在這兒，內政部長是你爸、或你媽（我沒粗口）是將軍的女兒，還比不上你是吳宗憲的鄰居。

現實生活中的友誼接觸，可能因氣味不對，不必開始就能嗅到銘謝惠顧；除非是到大企業應徵口試，誰能在半小時之內與你聊到父母、身家、教育、幼年成長背景？

在這一年當七年用的網路世界 – 尤其是交友版，往往是禮物收送之間就一翻兩瞪眼，對我這種古版型的乖乖女 …嗯…阿桑…而言，總有還沒投球就被對方以自備球打擊出去的感覺。

＊我發誓只寫上中下, 超過請鞭打我＊



《中》

They say American High School life is brutal; the unseen level of popularity and peer pressure could push you to the edge.

I think Yahoo! Match is somehow like a snobbish high school campus:

Those medium popular won't mix with less-than-medium-popular. If the nerd ever dare to sit with the ultra-mega-popular at lunch, that could destroy the universe.

You might experience a massive popularity boost if you HANG with the right people.

Aside from that, here at Yahoo! they even put the popularity scale into bloody numbers.


這兒有資深、有大卡司，有人先拜碼頭「靠行」、有人過門不入，只逛不出聲。

同樣的話由不同的人說出、看在不同人眼中，會有意想不到的解讀：她的慧黠，有人激賞、有人搖頭；你說我害羞慢熱，她譏為高傲裝瞎。

總之奇摩交友百態，從門楣標題、暱稱自介、日記到留言真的可以寫出好幾篇論文。

＊那我怎麼還沒寫完，就有預感會得罪很多人＊



《下》

They keep telling you: Everything will be JUST FINE once you go to college.
I'm not so sure.
Aren't all college kids from HIGH SCHOOL?

And exactly where is college?
Is BLOG college?


2002年在友人「媒介」下在此開了版面，始終未經營主因是拉不下身段。

試想：親朋好友同事若是看到蘋果竟「沈淪」到網路交友，真是情何以堪！雖說我並非人脈廣、知名度闊，可好歹也是個...嗯...良家蘋果呀！

網路四年，誠可以計算狗狗年紀的方法 - 乘以七換算，其間生態的改換瞬息萬變猶不足以形容；在實際生活中，小六學生都可能上高一了。

當年『我愛紅娘』三對一演變到『非常男女』十男十女，相較之下『奇摩交友』比『來電五十』還不romantic；這年頭match叫『麻吉』，誰說一定要和你擋~~噹噹噹(結婚進行曲)來著。

思想乖張、行為拘謹的蘋果，還不到一成不變的死板境界，更何況，妳有身段、別人就沒身材嗎？於是像高中留級似地，出現在這兒啦。

＊上中下顯然寫不完，鞭打我吧～～＊



《Aqua – Cartoon Hero》

We are what we're supposed to be
Illusions of your fantasy
All dots and lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony
We do the things you wanna see
Frame by frame, to the extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable
They do the unpredictable
All dots lines that speak and say
What we do is what you wish to do

It's all an orchestra of strings
Doin' unbelievable things
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

We learned to run at speed of light
And to fall down from any height
It's true, but just remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

And all the worlds of craziness
A bunch of stars that's chasing us
Frame by frame, to the extreme
One by one, we're makin' it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian
Welcome to the toon town party
Here comes Superman, from never-neverland
Welcome to the toon town party

You think we're so mysterious
Don't take us all too serious
Be original, and remember that
What we do is what you just can't do

What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do
What we do is what you just can't do

We are the Cartoon Heroes - oh-oh-oh
We are the ones who're gonna last forever
We came out of a crazy mind - oh-oh-oh
And walked out on a piece of paper

There's still more to come
And everyone will be
Welcomed at the
Toon - Toon
Town - Town
Party