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| Dear Santa, Thought I'd drop you a note and say hi Before you check IT twice. This has absolutely nothing to do with the LIST you're making right now. I do have something to say In case you over heard that I was spoiled. I mean, I can't spoil myself, am I right? My spoilage is HIS fault. Just a reminder, I've been good all year. (pretty much) I'm not ASKING you for any particular thing. But if you happen to be thinking about gift cards like I am, My preference are Applebee's and Ruby Tuesday. Olive Garden or Red Lobster are fine too. Did I mention I LOVE those Arby's roast beef sandwich And Culver's butter burgers? Oh, one last thing, If you're sending me Banana Republic or Ann Taylor, Make sure it's size 2. Thanks. Kiss and hug and hug and kiss. Truly yours, Naughty but Nice Apple 聖誕季節，難免有人送禮 有些東西實在只有三個字可形容： ”爛” (爛爛爛) 但我總是能用的想辦法用、能吃的儘量吃、寧丟不轉送 香香乳液 - 加減擦 美麗蠟蠋 - 就點嘍 橄欖油 - 燒菜、沾麵包哪 紅酒 – 下回我請你紅酒牛腩 佔空間的禮物比較傷腦 擺也不是、不擺又不好意思 送禮難； 收禮，我超善良 不過，咱們打個商量 若是貴重首飾，我還是屬意自己挑 醬子好吧？ 'Tis the season of gift giving People can be really hard to please Give them a turkey, They'll complain: I prefer gift card. Give them cash, They'll whine: Now I have to buy my own gift! Give them company sweatshirt and mug, They'll say: I'd rather have turkey. Some petty gifts really make me speechless. But I never re-gift. I try to be grateful for everything I got. Be it tangible or not. Oops! Mistletoe! （giggle, giggle） 《Santa Baby – Calista Flockhart》 Santa baby, slip a sable under the tree, For me. I've been an awful good girl, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa baby, a drop top C-L-K too, Light blue. I'll wait up for you dear, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Think of all the fun I've missed, Think of all the fellas that I haven't kissed, Next year I could be oh, so good, If you'd check off my Christmas list, Boo doo bee doo. [background] Santa honey, I wanna yacht, And really that's not a lot, I've been an angel all year, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa cutie, there's one thing that I really need, The deed. To a plex of my hand, Santa cutie, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Santa baby, fill my stocking with a rolex, And checks. Sign your 'X' on the line, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight. Come and trim my Christmas tree, With some decorations bought at Tiffany's, I really do believe in you, Let's see if you believe in me, Boo doo bee doo. [background] Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, A ring. I don't mean on the phone, Santa baby, and hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight, Hurry down the chimney tonight |
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