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Sudden emergence of a police car from an alley right behind me
Now, that scared the bejesus out of me

Slow down, pull over
Though I manifested much willingness of cooperation with my cheerful child-like singsong voice
But it's too little, too late


警車
躲在巷裡
減速
為時已晚

嗚~哇~嗚~哇~
靠邊停,用三秒鐘快速演練一下純潔少女的表情…(難哪~)
後視鏡中看到警車開門…holy(消音)…走來一位女警…

嗨,我很好,謝謝,妳呢Ma'am
啊…不知道耶…(裝孝維ing)

嗯?速限?30?醬子呀?(好像裝過了頭,sigh~)
啊那個、那個《81》是…(手指向路邊)
喔……《81》號道喲…(嗚、嗚~~)

嗐!42?
不會吧,42是我在奇摩交友的年齡啦,噗次~哪裡、哪裡,Office Clark妳真客氣,妳也看不出來呀(咯咯咯…..一陣浪笑)而且那是虛歲啦!不過我媽說,像我們中國人,過了農曆年就又加了一歲,農曆年就是下個月嘍……嘿、嘿對啊,所以說,醬子對我們年尾生的人,實在是超不公平的…嗯嗯,可不是…

嗄?75?
喔…兩週內?
…嗯嗯,知道了,就用這個隨附的信封…好…好啦,我會開支票

好的,我會小心開,Ma'am
謝謝妳,Ma'am
也祝妳有(像我一樣)美好的一天,Ma'~~am

Officer Clark,可妳不是說要給我一個破?(a break)
怎麼還醬子75一個小歐巴桑?
人家上次闖紅燈也不過60元…(oops!)



《Hello Goodbye - Beatles》

You say yes, I say no
You say stop and I say go, go, go
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

I say high, you say low
You say why, and I say I don't know
Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello

Why, why, why, why, why, why
Do you say good bye
Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye

Oh, no
You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
Hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye
I say hello
hello, hello
I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello
Hello

Hela, heba helloa
Hela, heba helloa


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2007/01/24 14:04

油˙75偶

偶˙不75油

偶對油比較好