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| Sudden emergence of a police car from an alley right behind me Now, that scared the bejesus out of me Slow down, pull over Though I manifested much willingness of cooperation with my cheerful child-like singsong voice But it's too little, too late 警車 躲在巷裡 減速 為時已晚 嗚～哇～嗚～哇～ 靠邊停，用三秒鐘快速演練一下純潔少女的表情…(難哪～) 後視鏡中看到警車開門…holy(消音)…走來一位女警… 嗨，我很好，謝謝，妳呢Ma'am 啊…不知道耶…(裝孝維ing) 嗯？速限？30？醬子呀？(好像裝過了頭，sigh～) 啊那個、那個《81》是…(手指向路邊) 喔……《81》號道喲…(嗚、嗚～～) 嗐！42？ 不會吧，42是我在奇摩交友的年齡啦，噗次～哪裡、哪裡，Office Clark妳真客氣，妳也看不出來呀（咯咯咯…..一陣浪笑）而且那是虛歲啦！不過我媽說，像我們中國人，過了農曆年就又加了一歲，農曆年就是下個月嘍……嘿、嘿對啊，所以說，醬子對我們年尾生的人，實在是超不公平的…嗯嗯，可不是… 嗄？75？ 喔…兩週內？ …嗯嗯，知道了，就用這個隨附的信封…好…好啦，我會開支票 好的，我會小心開，Ma'am 謝謝妳，Ma'am 也祝妳有（像我一樣）美好的一天，Ma'～～am Officer Clark，可妳不是說要給我一個破？(a break) 怎麼還醬子75一個小歐巴桑？ 人家上次闖紅燈也不過60元…(oops!) 《Hello Goodbye - Beatles》 You say yes, I say no You say stop and I say go, go, go Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello I say high, you say low You say why, and I say I don't know Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Why, why, why, why, why, why Do you say good bye Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello Hela, heba helloa Hela, heba helloa |
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