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Sudden emergence of a police car from an alley right behind me Now, that scared the bejesus out of me Slow down, pull over Though I manifested much willingness of cooperation with my cheerful child-like singsong voice But it's too little, too late 警車 躲在巷裡 減速 為時已晚 嗚~哇~嗚~哇~ 靠邊停,用三秒鐘快速演練一下純潔少女的表情…(難哪~) 後視鏡中看到警車開門…holy(消音)…走來一位女警… 嗨,我很好,謝謝,妳呢Ma'am 啊…不知道耶…(裝孝維ing) 嗯?速限?30?醬子呀?(好像裝過了頭,sigh~) 啊那個、那個《81》是…(手指向路邊) 喔……《81》號道喲…(嗚、嗚~~) 嗐!42? 不會吧,42是我在奇摩交友的年齡啦,噗次~哪裡、哪裡,Office Clark妳真客氣,妳也看不出來呀(咯咯咯…..一陣浪笑)而且那是虛歲啦!不過我媽說,像我們中國人,過了農曆年就又加了一歲,農曆年就是下個月嘍……嘿、嘿對啊,所以說,醬子對我們年尾生的人,實在是超不公平的…嗯嗯,可不是… 嗄?75? 喔…兩週內? …嗯嗯,知道了,就用這個隨附的信封…好…好啦,我會開支票 好的,我會小心開,Ma'am 謝謝妳,Ma'am 也祝妳有(像我一樣)美好的一天,Ma'~~am Officer Clark,可妳不是說要給我一個破?(a break) 怎麼還醬子75一個小歐巴桑? 人家上次闖紅燈也不過60元…(oops!) 《Hello Goodbye - Beatles》 You say yes, I say no You say stop and I say go, go, go Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello I say high, you say low You say why, and I say I don't know Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Why, why, why, why, why, why Do you say good bye Goodbye, bye, bye, bye, bye Oh, no You say goodbye and I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello hello, hello I don't know why you say goodbye I say hello Hello Hela, heba helloa Hela, heba helloa |
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