I did not step in Yahoo! Match site for 4 years.
I couldn't care less about it until half year ago; when my nephew begged and begged me to play a part for him.
The original plan was for me to befriend the target – or targetS, then subtly lure…oops! I mean INTRODUCE her (or them) to my well-educated-still-single-top-quality nephew.
As you might have guessed, this sinister plan did not work at all.
Wish I get to go to heaven after I confided this to you.
My name is Apple, I have approved this message.
會在四年之後重現江湖，是負有重大的使命：
即是以安分守己的村婦形象，幫我那青年才俊、至今單身的有為賢姪當槍手，鎖定目標物多聊聊，再技巧地為他們「搭起友誼的橋樑」。(此刻請加入我愛紅娘背景音樂：♫♫ ♫♫你來輕輕唱、我來拍拍掌，我們相聚在一堂～)
這檔子事如今可公開，因為我小姪才半個月就不玩了，美眉們也紛紛關版。
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