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《插播 - 蘋果怎麼來?》
2006/11/27 06:47:44瀏覽231|回應1|推薦5
I did not step in Yahoo! Match site for 4 years.

I couldn't care less about it until half year ago; when my nephew begged and begged me to play a part for him.

The original plan was for me to befriend the target – or targetS, then subtly lure…oops! I mean INTRODUCE her (or them) to my well-educated-still-single-top-quality nephew.

As you might have guessed, this sinister plan did not work at all.

Wish I get to go to heaven after I confided this to you.

My name is Apple, I have approved this message.


會在四年之後重現江湖,是負有重大的使命:

即是以安分守己的村婦形象,幫我那青年才俊、至今單身的有為賢姪當槍手,鎖定目標物多聊聊,再技巧地為他們「搭起友誼的橋樑」。(此刻請加入我愛紅娘背景音樂:♫♫ ♫♫你來輕輕唱、我來拍拍掌,我們相聚在一堂~)

這檔子事如今可公開,因為我小姪才半個月就不玩了,美眉們也紛紛關版。



《Meredith Brooks - Bitch》

I hate the world today
You're so good to me
I know but I can't change
tried to tell you but you look at me like maybe I'm an angel
underneath
innocent and sweet
Yesterday I cried
You must have been relieved to see the softer side
I can understand how you'd be so confused
I don't envy you
I'm a little bit of everything
all rolled into one

Chorus:
I'm a bitch, I'm a lover
I'm a child, I'm a mother
I'm a sinner, I'm a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I'm your health, I'm your dream
I'm nothing in between
You know you wouldn't want it any other way

So take me as I am
This may mean you'll have to be a stronger man
Rest assured that when I start to make you nervous
and I'm going to extremes
tomorrow I will change
and today won't mean a thing

Chorus

Just when you think you've got me figured out
the season's already changing
I think it's cool you do what you do
and don't try to save me

Chorus

I'm a bitch, I'm a tease
I'm a goddess on my knees
when you hurt, when you suffer
I'm your angel undercover
I've been numbed, I'm revived
can't say I'm not alive
You know I wouldn't want it any other way
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so what I am a bitch
2006/11/27 06:48

哼哼~~

☆我是平狗、平狗是我☆

【小魚】(刊載2007年8月18世界日報家園版)
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