Starring:
George W. Bush
Condoleeza Rice [Condi]
Hu Jintao
Yasser Arafat
Kafi Annan

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http://youtube.com/watch?v=EUU7vOqK0DM

再重複一次2006/09/25我的部落文

Secretary: Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
Bush:          Good, send her in.
Secretary: Yes sir. 
Condi:      Good morning, Mr. President.
Bush:          Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. what's happening?
Condi:     Well, Mr. President. I have the report here about the new leader in China.
Bush:          Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condi:        Mr. President, Hu [who] is the new leader of china.
Bush:          Well, that's what I want to know.
Condi:        But that's what I'm telling you. Mr. President.
Bush:         Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who [Hu] is the new leader of China?
Condi:        Yes.
Bush:          I mean the fellow's name.
Condi:        Hu [who].
Bush:          The guy in China.
Condi:        Hu [who].
Bush:          The new leader of China.
Condi:        Hu [who].
Bush:          The Chinaman! 
Condi:        Hu [who] is leading China, Mr. President.
Bush:          Whaddya' asking me for?
Condi:        I'm telling you Hu [who] is leading China.
Bush:          Well, I'm asking you, Condie, Who [Hu] is leading China?
Condi:        That's the man's name.
Bush:          That's who's [Hu's] name?
Condi:        Yes.
Bush:          Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi:         Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush:           Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi:         That's correct.
Bush;          Then who [Hu] is in China?
Condi:         Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush:           Yasser is in China?
Condi:         No, sir.
Bush:           Then who [Hu] is?
Condi:         Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush:           Yasser?
Condi:         No, sir.
Bush:           Condi, you're starting to p*** me off now, and it's not'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why do'nt you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condi:          Kofi Annan? [coffe]?
Bush:            No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that crap.
Condi:          You want Kofi ? [coffe]?
Bush:            No.
Condi:          You do'nt want Kofi. [coffe].
Bush:            No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi:         Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush:           Not Yasser. The guy at the United Nations.
Condi:          Kofi? [coffe]?
Bush:           Milk. Will you please make that call?
Condi:          And call who [Hu]?
Bush:           Well, who[Hu] is the guy at the U.N.? 
Condi:          No, Hu [who] is the guy in China?
Bush:           Will you stay out of China?!
Condi:         Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush:           And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi:          Kofi? [coffe]?
Bush:           All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi:         Hello. Rice, here.
Bush:           Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.