Starring:
George W. Bush
Condoleeza Rice [Condi]
Hu Jintao
Yasser Arafat
Kafi Annan
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http://youtube.com/watch?v=EUU7vOqK0DM
再重複一次2006/09/25我的部落文
Secretary: Mr. President, Condoleeza Rice is here to see you.
Bush: Good, send her in.
Secretary: Yes sir.
Condi: Good morning, Mr. President.
Bush: Oh Condoleeza, nice to see you. what's happening?
Condi: Well, Mr. President. I have the report here about the new leader in China.
Bush: Great, Condi. Lay it on me.
Condi: Mr. President, Hu [who] is the new leader of china.
Bush: Well, that's what I want to know.
Condi: But that's what I'm telling you. Mr. President.
Bush: Well, that's what I'm asking you, Condie. Who [Hu] is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu [who].
Bush: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu [who].
Bush: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu [who].
Bush: The Chinaman!
Condi: Hu [who] is leading China, Mr. President.
Bush: Whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu [who] is leading China.
Bush: Well, I'm asking you, Condie, Who [Hu] is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
Bush: That's who's [Hu's] name?
Condi: Yes.
Bush: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush: Yasser? Yasser Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
Bush; Then who [Hu] is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush: Yasser is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Then who [Hu] is?
Condi: Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush: Yasser?
Condi: No, sir.
Bush: Condi, you're starting to p*** me off now, and it's not'cause you're black neither. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. So why do'nt you get me the Secretary General of the United Nations on the phone.
Condi: Kofi Annan? [coffe]?
Bush: No, thanks. And Condi, call me George. Stop with that crap.
Condi: You want Kofi ? [coffe]?
Bush: No.
Condi: You do'nt want Kofi. [coffe].
Bush: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush: Not Yasser. The guy at the United Nations.
Condi: Kofi? [coffe]?
Bush: Milk. Will you please make that call?
Condi: And call who [Hu]?
Bush: Well, who[Hu] is the guy at the U.N.?
Condi: No, Hu [who] is the guy in China?
Bush: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir. [Yasser].
Bush: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi? [coffe]?
Bush: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
Condi: Hello. Rice, here.
Bush: Rice? Good idea. And get a couple of egg rolls, too, Condi. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East.