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| 2007/03/29 11:11:06瀏覽2197｜回應7｜推薦44 | |
Dear Hubby,
Ever since I started blogging, you have been complaining of my hogging the computer as much as I have been complaining of your hogging the comforter.
When I forwarded that “get lucky” email to you yesterday, you commented that whoever actually forwarded the mail to 20 people will not “get lucky “, but actually “be stupid”. Well, for your information, I forwarded to 23 people.
Forwarding Emails is just for fun. I want to point out one thing for my own defense: I have more than 23 friends to forward jokes to. How many do you have?”
Then I thought about the joke that another girl friend emailed me.
I decided to modify it a little bit to apply to our marriage.
When we first got married, I lived in a small apartment. I did not own a car.
I slept with a young geek at night. After more than ten years of marriage, I live in a house. I drive a mini van. I sleep with an old fart. But not to worry, I will not trade you for another young geek. Sometimes once is enough in our life.
Here is the joke that my friend forwarded to me.
親愛的老公，
自從我開始玩部落格以後，你抱怨我霸佔電腦的次數，
和我抱怨你霸佔棉被的次數一樣多。
昨天我轉寄那封”讓你好運”的電郵給你。
你的評論是任何人轉寄那封電郵給二十個人，
都不會變好運，只會變笨。嗯，告訴你好了，
我轉寄了二十三個人。
轉寄電郵只是好玩。我想指出一點來自我辯護:
我有不只二十三個朋友讓我轉寄笑話，請問你有幾個?
然後我想到了另一個女朋友寄給我的笑話。
我便決定修改一下以適用我們的婚姻生活。
我們剛結婚時，我住在小公寓裡，我沒有車，
睡覺時我和一個年輕的二楞子同床共枕。
結婚十多年後，我住在二層樓房裡，我開迷你小房車，
睡覺時我和一個老屁蛋同床共枕。但是你不用擔心，
我不會拿你去換另一個年輕的二楞子，
有時候人生在世，一次就夠了。
請看朋友給我的笑話。
Subject: 25 YEARS OF MARRIAGE
> When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and
said, "Honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on
a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25-year-old blonde."
>
"Now we have a nice house, nice car, big bed and plasma screen TV,
but I'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not
holding up your side of things."
hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again
be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa
bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV."
