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世界小姐成人笑話VS陳水扁
2007/01/16 12:10:56瀏覽520|回應0|推薦4
> > Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:美國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in Americaare like gentlemen.
> > 美國小姐:美國的男性器官像紳士。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman......
> > 美國小姐:因為只要一看到女士,他們就會起立......
> > (Applause!Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
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> > Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:西班牙小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own Bullfight or Toro(Bull)
> > 西班牙小姐:西班牙的男性器官像鬥牛。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
> > 西班牙小姐:因為只要看到有洞就會出擊。
> > (Applause! Applause !)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌)

> >
> > Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:菲律賓小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like gossip or rumors.
> > 菲律賓小姐:菲律賓的男性器官像流言。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
> > 菲律賓小姐:因為它從一張嘴裡傳到另一張嘴裡。
> > (Applause!Applause! Standing Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌,起立喝采,鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your Country?
> > 問:伊朗小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iranare like thieves.
> > 伊朗小姐:伊朗的男性器官像賊。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms I ran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
> > 伊朗小姐:因為他們總愛走後門。
> > (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >

> > Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:印度小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in Indiaare like labourers.
> > 印度小姐:印度的男性器官像勞力。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms India: Because it works day and night......
> > 印度小姐:因為日夜勞"做"。
> > (Applause!Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:馬來西亞小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Malaysiaare like Proton car.
> > 馬來西亞小姐:馬來西亞的男性器官像Proton 牌轎車(馬來西亞國產車)。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
> > 馬來西亞小姐:看起來很硬(造型類似HONDA)其實很軟(一撞就變形)。
> > (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:新加坡小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is very Kiasu (Afraid to lose).
> > 新加坡小姐:新加坡的男性器官很怕輸。
> > Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms Singapore: It always wants to rush in quick and leave 15 minutes before the show is over.
> > 新加坡小姐:總是衝進場,提前15分鐘出場。
> > (Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> >
> > Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
> > 問:中國小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
> > Ms China: Well, I can say that Male Organs in Chinaare like Deng Siu Ping.
> > 中國小姐:中國的男性器官像鄧小平.
Question: How can you say so?
> > 問:為什麼呢?
> > Ms China: Short and hard working, but can work until 90.
> > 中國小姐:短小精幹,但卻可以工作到九十歲。
> > (Applause!Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
> > (鼓掌、鼓掌,大笑、大笑,鼓掌、鼓掌)
> >
> > 問:台灣小姐,請形容貴國男性的性器官。
台灣小姐:中國的男性器官像陳水扁.
問:為什麼呢?
台灣小姐:明明不行,還要硬拗、賴皮逞強

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