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| 「為什麼有些男人寧要狗狗、而不要太太？」供奉未婚女性參考、恭請已婚女性評論。
Because: 因為: 1. The later you come home the more your dogs are to see you. 你愈晚回家，牠越興奮 2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name. 你錯喊牠的名字，牠也不覺得有甚麼 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 你撒得滿地都是，牠也很高興 4. A dog's parents never visit. 牠的父母永遠不會來訪 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. 你提高嗓子強烈表態，牠也不會面露反感 6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day. 你永遠不需要等呀催的，狗狗永遠隨時準備好出門 7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk. 你喝醉了，狗狗覺得你很有趣 8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 狗狗很喜歡打獵和釣魚 9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?' 狗狗不會半夜把你推醒，纒問：〝若我死了,你會不會找其他的狗〞 10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad and give them away. 狗狗生了孩子，你可以登個廣告把孩子打發掉 11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. 狗狗會乖乖讓你套個項圈而不會說你變態 12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting. 狗狗從你身上嗅到別的狗的味道，不但不會生氣，還會覺得有趣 13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. 狗狗很喜歡坐貨車的後座 And last, but not least .最後,但很重要: 14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff. 狗狗離開你時，絕不會分掉你的家財呢! ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # ~ # 狗是“人類最好的朋友“(Man’s Best Friend)，出自喬治榀維斯特(George Graham Vest)1870年在法庭上講的話：「世態炎涼，唯一絕對無私、不離不棄、不忘恩負義的好朋友就是狗。」(The one absolutely unselfish friend that a man can have in this selfish world, the one that never deserts him and the one that never proves ungrateful or treacherous is his dog.")相較於“鑽石是女孩最好的朋友“(Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend)(1949年的一首歌)，道出〝男女有別〞。 既然是〝男女有別〞，開頭偶〝提心吊膽〞對女士們的提問「為什麼有些男人寧要狗狗、而不要太太？」也供奉未婚男性思考、恭請已婚男性檢討(免得被貼貶為〝性別歧視〞啦)。 歡迎回應唷！(偶是拿狗狗來衝人氣。。。牠是人類最好的朋友嘛。) |
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