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Two Jokes
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1. A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K

A wife asked her husband to describe her .....
He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'.
She said, 'What does that mean?'
He said ‘you are … Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant,
Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot.'
She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K ?'
He said, ‘I'm Just Kidding’

2. Government Joke

A little boy wanted $100.00 very badly and prayed for weeks, but nothing happened.
Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the $100.00.

When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to God, USA., they decided to send it to President Obama.

Obama was so amused that he instructed his secretary to send the little boy a $5.00 bill.

He thought this would appear to be a lot of money to a little boy.

The little boy was delighted with the $5.00 bill and sat down to write a thank-you
note to God, which read:

Dear God: Thank you very much for sending the money. However, I noticed that for
some reason you sent it through Washington, D.C. and those assholes took $ 95.00 in taxes.
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井 娃
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我喜歡笑話
2011/04/16 00:34

多說笑話造福人群;

也只有笑話最能產生共鳴了!


金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-16 11:34 回覆:

為了井娃,偶就開個〝大俠笑話館〞!


柔不茹剛亦不吐
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GIVE HIM 10 ( NOT JUST 5)
2011/04/11 00:10

SHOULD ADDRESS TO  I.R.S. AS WELL

HOWEVER, WE STILL HAVE TO PAY INCOME TAX DUE ON 4/15/2011

金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-11 03:40 回覆:
thank you for your reminder... 5 more days 

萊茵堂主
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哈哈哈
2011/04/10 18:50
哈哈哈哈.........躺著的8。
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-11 03:43 回覆:

嘻嘻嘻嘻.........躺著的1


Apple *
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the truth
2011/04/10 15:30

Actually, he meant:

Awful, Bitchy, Cruel, Dumb, Evil, Feisty, Gruesome, Horrible....

金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-11 03:34 回覆:
thank you for those... Apple knows Man/he/husband very well ... 

傅 孟麗
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哈哈
2011/04/10 13:28

我現在很需要多聽笑話

謝謝你的回應

這樣的回應也需要勇氣啊


金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-11 03:31 回覆:
Mmmm... Let me search more jokes soon!!  Take care!!
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-11 03:48 回覆:

北京官員的智慧 

北京某官員在山西接受當地煤老闆宴請,酒後吐豪語:「只要肯,在北京沒咱辦不了的事情。」 

煤老闆聽了連連稱頌:「500萬能否把我爹的照片掛到天安門城樓上去?」 

官員:「錢不夠,辦不了。」 

煤老闆:「那就1,000萬。」 

官員:「行,一週後保證完成。」 

 一週後,煤老闆進京,見天安門廣場上仍是毛主席照片,於是找官員理論要求退錢,官員聲稱已完成任務,「就是你爸爸的照片,回去查戶口就知道了。」 

無奈返回家鄉,煤老闆到派出所一查,見自己的名字已經被改成了「毛岸英」。 

Lessons Learned ... 工作也要像這樣轉變思路呀!思路一變天地寬,天地寬!  


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Haha...
2011/04/10 05:48
啊哈哈...笑到掉眼淚
害我差點沒辦法呼吸  
金大俠(chin8673) 於 2011-04-10 07:47 回覆:

人生苦短(苦哈哈的)

惟有多笑(笑哈哈的)

…everyone can see your big smile…