邏輯笑話Logic Joke

Laughter is the best medicine, have a good laugh.

笑是最好的良藥，一笑置之吧！

1. When your life is in darkness, pray to God and ask Him to free you from darkness..... and If you are still in darkness, please pay your electrical bill.

1.當你生活在黑暗裡，到教堂向上帝祈禱吧，求祂將你從黑暗中救出‧‧‧如果仍無改變，那快去7-11付電費。

2. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing; either the car is new or the wife.

2.當男人為他的妻子開車門時，可以肯定一件事：要嚒車是新的或妻子。

3. What's the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant; tension is when girlfriend is pregnant; panic is when both are pregnant.

3.壓力、緊張和恐慌的區別是什麼？

壓力就是妻子懷孕了，

緊張就是小三懷孕了，

恐慌就是兩者都懷孕了。

4. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period? Kid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom fainted, dad got a heart attack & our driver ran away...

4.英文文法老師：你知道句點(period)的重要性？

孩子：那當然，當我的姐姐說，她的那個沒來，我媽就暈倒了，我爸就心臟發作了，而我們家的司機就跑掉了！

5.  A young boy asks his Dad :"What is the difference between confident and confidential? Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, that is confidential.

5，小男孩問他爸爸：「自信和保密的差別是什麼？」爸爸說：「你是我的兒子，讓眾所皆知，這就是自信；那邊那一位你的朋友，也是我的兒子，讓眾所不知，這就是保密。」