這個兒子,地角方正,驚奇的是,他天天會以不同的面貎示人

This son with two square feet, Amazingly, Everyday with various faces-show to the people

我們都愛他,沒他的話,愛情,事業,親情,名譽,均將崩盤

We all love him, if we lose him, the love,business,kin's relationships, and fame will all collapses

他每天都要吃些新鮮食物,軟硬皆不挑揀

He wants to eat the fresh foods everyday, and never no choice which is soft or hard

有時他腹中塞滿了垃圾時,就消化不良,只好躺著呼呼大睡

Sometimes his belly crowded with the gabage, then he was in dyspepsia, nothing can do just lay on in  deep-sleepy

為了給他解藥,父母只有節衣縮食買擴肚機,好讓大家跳腳的事,能緩和下來

In order to give him the gastric medicine, the parents could only save each pennies to buy the enlarged-belly machine, for every jumpping-foot thing could calm down

為了這個兒子,大人的生命就在日日緊張的氣氛中,不斷延長嚥氣的時日

For this son, the grown-up man's life was live in a nervous atmosphere, and unceasingly to lengthen the day of stop the respiration

誰是這名偉大之子呢? 那就不用介紹,他名就叫網路小寵-電腦是也

Who is the great son? that need not to introduce, his name is webline pet- a computerson