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正兒八經的書，我讀得不多；我愛的是上窮碧落下黃泉的雜書，尤其是笑話，讀了又忘，百笑不厭。《笑林廣記》中有一則笑話，恰好是我的寫照。 有位秀才年將七十，老而彌堅，生了一子。因為有了年紀才生的，於是給孩子取名為『年紀』。不久，又生一子，看起來似乎是塊讀書的料，便命名為『學問』。沒想到隔年又生了一個兒子，自己也忍不住笑了：『如此老年，還生兒子，真笑話也。』因此取名為『笑話』。三個兒子逐漸年長，無所事事，乾脆讓他們一起入山打柴。孩子歸來後，老秀才問說：『俺家三個崽兒，誰打的柴多？』妻子回答說：『年紀有了一把，學問一些也無，笑話倒有一擔。』 哈哈！ 朋友曉得我的癖好，每每寄些笑話分享，葷素不拘，土洋皆妙。2011年才觀賞過跨年煙火，便收到好友伊媚兒轉寄的笑話。這一看，險些沒笑散俺的大門牙。哈哈！這年頭，不懼內者幾希！堂堂漢子一旦套上婚枷，即使沒染上『妻管癌』，時不時也得添購一座『床頭跪』，只為夫人如此多嬌呀。大丈夫嘴巴逞強不說，心中那分辛酸，苦哪！無意識間，一股悻悻然的氣味便流露出來了。我為好友一掬同情之淚。 咦？且慢！晦氣晦氣！新年伊始，寄這種笑話給俺作啥？分明是尋俺的開心來也！可惡！晦氣得趕緊散發出去，要不，新年才剛開始，晦氣罩頭，叫俺怎生熬下去？ Husband vs. Wife Husband: Do you know the meaning of W I F E? It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime! Wife: No, darling. It means, With Idiot For Ever. ───────────────── Wife: I wish I were a newspaper, so I'd be in your hands all day. Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, so I could have a new one every day. ───────────────── Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills. Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you. ───────────────── Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are. Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me. ───────────────── Husband: Today is Sunday and I have to enjoy it. So I bought 3 movie tickets. Wife: Why Three? Husband: For you and your parents. ───────────────── Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest? Husband: A lovely push...!!! ───────────────── Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again. ───────────────── After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you." The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice that."  |
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