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今天學校舉行Halloween演講比賽,我拿了第一名,要謝謝假面超人叔叔幫我合成老師們的照片。 做成PPT檔放出來效果超好,好搞笑,同學笑到肚子痛。 尤其是荊組長合成的那張,一放出來,觀眾全倒。 以下是我的演講草稿+我拍老師的原照+假面超人幫我合成的圖片+比賽照片。 --------------------------------------------------------------------- Jack and the Magic PumpkinJack woke up, shivering with cold. A chilly surge went through his spine. He had dozed off in Ms. Jenny’s class! All his classmates were looking at him and – Oh no! Ms. Jenny was looking VERY angry! She told Jack to go to the DFL! What should Jack do? What is his fate? This is so horrible! He shivered with fear. “Today is Halloween; maybe I will be thrown in the torture dungeon and never come back!” Quietly, Jack went in, not to his surprise, Ms. Jennifer did look very angry! She had her hands on her hips, with a cold, cold face. Instead of speaking to Jack, she reached into her closet she stuffed Jack a very big blue pumpkin and told Jack to go back to class. Jack was so surprised! It was very big, as big as the biggest soccer ball, but very light for its size. “What was Ms. Jennifer up to?” thought Jack. “I will open this creepy pumpkin after soccer practice!” And so he waited for soccer to end. Then he cut open the pumpkin at home. For a moment he stood there, beside his desk, not believing what he was seeing. He stood there, jaws open, and his knife falling from his hand, it was glowing a deadly, evil silver light as it dropped to the ground. He screamed in horror as thousands of little blue monsters flew out, with ferocious signatures on them. He screamed again, with a voice that pierced the dark, silent night. He threw the pumpkin out to the night. Finally, he went to sleep shivering with fear. But by the next morning, it was 500 meters high! It was covered again, with blue notes. Jack was so curious; he climbed up the pumpkin stalk in no time! And on top was a sewage pipe. On top of the clouds, however, was Mr. Jing. He had a red pumpkin on his hands. Oh! No! Was it another nightmare? Jack fainted. Mr. Jing was also cold. His hands were on his hips. Quietly, he handed Jack the pumpkin. Jack opened it. Out popped--- a large sign “Happy Halloween!”And a HUGE bag of candies, cookies, and toys. He told Jack the blue notes were not effective now. “Rrriiinnnggg!” Rang his pumpkin alarm clock. Suddenly, he woke up! It was all just a ridiculous dream! He was so happy he went down for breakfast--- pumpkin pie. ↑Ms. Jenny ↑Ms. Jennifer ↑荊組長 -------------------------------------------------------
荊組長一放出來,台下觀眾全倒!平常大家最怕他了,這下被假面超人變成宇宙無敵超級Q版。 ----------------------------------------------------------- 特別感謝:最好的朋友VIVIAN幫我放PPT檔與音效。 |
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