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謝主隆恩,皇恩浩蕩的一天
2010/08/05 11:27:09瀏覽4004|回應11|推薦77
受到曾雅妮英國公開賽奪冠的精神感召,加上球場送了一張免費球票,外帶午餐券,挑了個黃道吉日打球去也。


為了多打幾洞,故意不找球伴。沒想到一天十個鐘頭打下來,居然打了三場半都快四場。六十三洞。

打球免費,午餐免費,只有車子要錢,一天十二塊。

自帶的漢堡吃完,啤酒喝完,power bar 吃光,午餐券也用來買啤酒花完。天還沒黑,意猶未盡,可是揮杆已有困難,小蜜蜂也下班了,我只好回家。




媽媽,讓妳兒子當牛仔沒關係,可別讓他打高爾夫。



我怎捨得搬離加州?離開這個球場?

打完棕梠道兩回已是謝主隆恩,再打完賽普路斯道更感皇恩浩蕩。

腰馬合一,氣體神不二。雅妮比賽四天下來,“酣“的感覺大概也是如此吧?

關雲長斬顏良,文醜時的境界差可比擬。

世界上可有比這更愉快的事情?







This by Gene Wojciechowski, a senior national columnist for ESPN.com:

Tiger Woods reaches his golfing nadir


(nadir: the lowest point; point of greatest adversity or despair)

You wanted to see a more "human" Tiger Woods, the man instead of the Nike creation, right? You wanted to see him as a mere mortal, just another person at the ground zero of his life?

Well, here he is, as lost, vulnerable and real as we've ever seen him. Pathetic has collided with tragic. Woods is now a shadow of the shadow of himself.

Whatever aura of invincibility he once had has been stripped away like paint by turpentine. Woods is in a personal and professional free fall -- and his parachute won't open.

Forget the made-for-TV public apology in February, or the supposedly cleansing news conference in April, or the sometimes terse and tense exchanges he had with the British tabloid writers at last month's Open Championship. What happened this past Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday in LeBron James' hometown of Akron, Ohio, was Woods at his most authentic.

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Sam Greenwood/Getty ImagesTiger Woods just didn't have the fight in him from the start at the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational.

His scores at the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational were stunningly grotesque. It was like watching Aretha Franklin misspell R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

You saw the carnage: rounds of 74-72-75-77 (a combined 18 over par), a half shank, bunker flailing, stubbed chips, drives that had the trees ducking, putts so misread that the cup yelled, "Hey, I'm over here!" And they were all hit by the No. 1-ranked player in the world.

Woods played like a 22-handicapper. The fact that he still wore his traditional "victory" red shirt on Sunday only added to the absurdity. Woods couldn't win a tournament right now if it were a field of one.

But forget how he played. Instead, remember how he reacted. It was the first time I've ever seen Woods give in. Not give up -- he didn't do a John Daly and WD, or develop a sudden injury and call it a tournament -- but simply quit trying to be Tiger Woods.

Did you see his face as the horrific shots multiplied exponentially? Anger had been replaced by resignation. For once, he was no different from you and me on the course. He didn't have a clue. He looked so alone. So human.

Throughout the width and length of his entire life, Woods has always had golf. Not only had golf, but defined it, ruled it, overpowered it. Now his game is on the disabled list.

What we watched at Firestone Country Club was a man in search of his game and, more importantly, himself. In less than 10 months' time, his life has been dropped from a very tall building. There are splat marks everywhere.

The father he could turn to is gone. His wife is presumably gone. His swing coach is gone. Everywhere he turns, Woods is running out of familiar yardage markers.

He screwed up by screwing around. Human. He panicked as the sex scandal enveloped him. Human. He admitted transgressions, but struggled with full public disclosure. Human. He fought for his privacy, often clumsily and defiantly so. Human.

But the transformation from the Woods who once dictated the rules to the Woods humbled by the laws of celebrity gravity (what goes up …) is now complete. Call it what you want -- karma or fate -- but the Woods we once knew no longer exists. He has been replaced by the unsure, confused and, in some ways, more transparent Woods.

The golf course is where we've seen Woods grow up. It's where he revealed large chunks of his personality. He swore. He slammed clubs. He fist pumped. He laughed. He exulted. He cried. He hugged. He intimidated.

But these past few days, Woods revealed a side of himself that we had rarely, if ever, witnessed. The world's most fearless golfer played, well, scared.

Imagine not being able to do what you've always done to a golf course. Imagine trying to maintain the brand of Tiger Woods when your personal life is registering a 9 on the Richter scale. Imagine being swallowed by a sinkhole on national television.

That's Woods these days. He has had just two rounds below par in his past three tournaments. He's coming off his worst performance as a pro, but perhaps his most genuine performance as a person.

Woods has lost his confidence, his swing and his reputation. He can get all three back, but it's going to take a lot more than hitting some post-round balls on the range.

The Ryder Cup? If I'm captain Corey Pavin, I don't let Woods within a U, S or A of the team. Nobody would blame Woods if he asked not to be considered for the team. Nobody would blame Pavin if he said yes to the request.

The last thing Woods needs is the possibility of a golf meltdown in October's matches. And the last thing Pavin needs is the possibility of having to bench Woods.

Let's call 2010 what it really is for Woods: a nightmare, a revelation, a lost season, a humbling experience, a humiliating experience, a time to plan for 2011.


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小衲呀~~~
2010/08/17 13:53

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留言簿咋不讓人說話啦?

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GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-18 02:00 回覆:
kailer kailer

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你在嗤笑B喔?
2010/08/08 22:58
才剛學打的人怎going pro?
考過AP後,代表可以到別的球場打球而已啦!這只是可以跨出高爾夫球場的第一步。。。

B住的地方,20公里內有就有4處18洞的球場耶!(最近的才5公里)在多高山的瑞士,很難想像吧?
旅人世界 & B's 心眼 -
遊賞世間美的人、事、物...究境一探,是否真的"物以類聚"?
GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-15 04:23 回覆:
原來如此。祝B球技突飛猛進,更上層樓。

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Fallen
2010/08/08 02:45

葉子~
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好厲害
2010/08/06 22:43
 

only 八十幾桿,送去打高爾夫球公開賽,為台灣增光。

你的粉絲都是野雁還是鴨子?

GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-07 06:03 回覆:
八十幾桿 is mediocre at best, though it appears to be good in terms of everyday golfers' standard.  The mark is 72 strokes on a course with slope rating 113.

To qualify in any open, one must be able to play "under", meaning less than 72.

My thought is, most if not all people can play to be within 100 and 90 with some time and effort.  With talent, one can play under 80.  With some luck, perhaps even under 70.

I am on this path trying to see what's the lowest I can achieve in my life time.  If I can't play under 72 for even once, I do not regret.  It is a fun game, very healthy, too. 

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這種Golf我就會去打了
2010/08/06 17:22

如此渡過一天,何其美好~

這讓我想到過去也曾有幾次一天練個四五小時重量訓練的日子,早上練個一個多小時,出來吃點東西五分飽,街頭晃一下又再進去練,練一下出來喝杯啤酒約莫半個小時,又再回頭去練,最後十分確定再無肌力了就出來狠狠吃飽飽喝飽飽...爽啊~

但那時的體重足比現在多了十多公斤

GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-06 21:29 回覆:
With 小蜜蜂 buzzing aroud, I bet you'll like it a lot on the course.

They are mostly cute, pretty, and very pleasing girls.  But a can of Bud costs $5 -- and you are supposed to tip them, too.

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請問
2010/08/06 17:14

打到鳥要不要賠

還是帶回去加菜?


GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-06 21:21 回覆:
Birdie is free, but fowls are costly.  

Peacocks and Canadian Geese are the most abundant birds on golf courses.  They can be aggressive at times.  Swans are rare and pretty.  Somehow, they come in only two colors -- black or white.

Racoon, deer, skunk, hare, fox, bull frog, squirrel, even snakes, plus crazy golfers, it's a zoo out there.  



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欽佩欽佩!
2010/08/06 14:03
哇。。。體力實在有夠好喔!
今年到現在B才去球場練習了幾次,教練說要準備考AP就得多下場打。。。可是B只打9個洞就覺得累想休息了,18個洞怎打得完?你實在很厲害,看你那成績更是羨慕。
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GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-06 21:25 回覆:
Thanks, B, with golf cart no walking is involved, so... not that tired, it's like hitting a bucket of 300 balls. 

準備考AP? Are you going pro?  What is AP?

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漁場和球場
2010/08/06 13:41
應該是球場和漁場﹐確確切切是高衲兄最愛的兩個場!
GolfNut — 無心的邂逅(GolfNut) 於 2010-08-06 21:13 回覆:
You are my buddy, Tssoon.

Sometimes I fish in golf course ponds, too. 

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我國小將陳彥寧緊接曾雅妮也在美奪冠
2010/08/06 03:16

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小衲你字弄得太大啦~~~
2010/08/06 02:11

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