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The following is just a joke.  Please don't take it personally.
 
以下只是一則笑話. 請勿對號入座.
 
A man died and went to Heaven.  As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Gate of Heaven, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks for?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are lie-clocks.  Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.  Every time you tell a lie, the hands on your clock will move a tiny bit."

"I see," said the man.  "Whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's George Washington's clock.  The hands have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his entire life."

"Why does this clock point at 11:59?"
 
St. Peter replied again, "This is Bill Clinton's clock; telling that he told lies many times during his presidency.  One more lie the clock will return back to 12 o'clock."

"Where's the former President of Taiwan Abian's clock?" asked the man.

And St. Peter replied, "Abian's clock is in my office; I'm using it for a ceiling fan!"

 
某人死後來到天國，在天國門口遇到了聖彼得，同時看見聖彼得後面的一大片牆上，掛滿了時鐘。

他問道：「那些時鐘是要拿來做蝦米碗糕？」

聖彼得回答：「那些都是記錄扯謊的鐘，每個人一生都跟隨著一個扯謊的鐘，他每扯一次謊，時鐘的指針就動一小格。」

「我明白了。」此人說道。「那個鐘是誰的呢？」

聖彼得回答：「那是喬治華盛頓的鐘，它的指針動過二次，這表示他這一生只扯過二次謊。」

「這個鐘為什麼指到11點59分？」

聖彼得又回答：「這鐘是比爾柯林頓的。這表示他在總統任內謊言不斷，再加上一次就可以轉回到12點了。」

「那台灣前總統阿匾，他的鐘在哪裡呢？」這人問道。
 
聖彼得回應說：「阿匾的鐘在我辦公室，我把它裝在天花板上當風扇用了。」