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Two ladies talking in Heaven:

1st woman:  Hi!  My name is Linda.

2nd woman:  Hi!  I'm Sylvia.  How did you die?

1st woman:  I froze to death.

2nd woman:  How horrible!

1st woman:  It wasn't so bad.  After I quitted shaking from the cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd woman:  I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early one day to catch him in the act.  But instead, I found him all by himself in the living room watching TV.

1st woman:  So, what happened?

2nd woman:  I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.

I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.

I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a sudden heart attack and died.

1st woman:  Too bad you didn't look in the freezer -- we would both still be alive.

兩個女人在天堂聊天

女一  嗨  我是玲達

女二  嗨  我是舒維雅  妳是怎麼死的呢?

女一  我是凍死的

女二  好可怕

女一  也沒這樣糟  在冷的發抖之後  我感到溫暖與沉睡  最後就平靜的死了  妳又是怎麼死的呢

女二  我是因為心臟病死的  我懷疑我先生欺騙  所以有一天我提早回家  但看到他自己一人在客廳看電視

女一  喔  那發生什麼事呢

女二  我很確信  一定有個女人在那裡  我就跑遍整個屋子去找

我跑上頂樓找  又下到地下室  然後到每一個櫥櫃  並檢查每一個床下

我一直找遍每一個地方  最後我累跨了  並引發心臟病死了

女一  太可惜了  妳沒有看一下冰箱  否則我們倆人都還活著