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Crusader
Chris De Burgh

"What do I do next?" said the bishop to the priest,
"I have spent my whole life waiting, preparing for the feast,
And now you say Jerusalem has fallen and is lost,
The king of heathen Saracen has seized the holy cross;"

Then the priest said "Oh my bishop, we must put them to the sword,
For God in all His mercy will find a just reward,
For the noblemen and sinners, and knights of ready hand,
Who will be the Lord's Crusader, send word through all the land,

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost;"

"Tell me what to do", said the king upon his throne,
"but speak to me in whispers for we are not alone,
They tell me that Jerusalem has fallen to the hand,
Of some bedevilled eastern Heathen who has seized the Holy Land;"

Then the chamberlain said "Lord, we must call upon our foes
In Spain and France and Germany to end our bitter wars,
All Christian men must be as one and gather for the fight,
You will be their leader, begin the battle cry,

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost"...

Ooh, high on a hill, in the town of Jerusalem,
There stood Saladin, the king of the Saracens,
Whoring and drinking and snoring and sinking, around him his army lay,
Secure in the knowledge that he had won the day;

A messenger came, blood on his feet and a wound in his chest,
"The Christians are coming!" he said, "I have seen their cross in the west,"
In a rage Saladin struck him down with his knife,
And he said "I know that this man lies,
They quarrel too much, the Christians could never unite!

I am invincible, I am the king,
I am invincible, and I will win..."

Closer they came, the army of Richard the Lionheart,
Marching by day and night, with soldiers from every part,
And when the Crusaders came over the mountain and they saw Jerusalem,
They fell to their knees and prayed for her release;

They started the battle at dawn, taking the city by storm,
With horsemen and bowmen and engines of war,
They broke through the city walls,
The Heathens were flying and screaming and dying,
And the Christian swords were strong,
And Saladin ran when he heard their victory song;

"We are invincible, God is the king,
We are invincible, and we will win!"

"What do I do now?" said the wise man to the fool,
"I have spent my whole life searching, to find the Golden Rule,
Though centuries have disappeared, the memory still remains,
Of those enemies together, could it be that way again?"

Then the fool said "Oh you wise men, you really make me laugh,
With your talk of vast persuasion and searching through the past,
There is only greed and evil in the men who fight today,
The song of the Crusader has long since gone away,

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost...

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost...

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost...

Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem is lost,
Jerusalem.

慾海翻騰填溝壑,黃禍奔流紅似火(3-1)

各說各話

釣魚台列嶼是中華民國固有領土…
台灣是中國不可分割的一部份,所以說,若類推適用則同理可證…
尖閣群島躺在日本國自衛隊的實質管轄之下多久了?更何況…
Stop nagging, please. The territory dispute you guys wager on is under the control of the federal government of United States and our armies, we should pigeonhole the hot issue and make peace together instead of making something else terrible respectively, right? I promise the controversies, however, certainly will never be worked out thoroughly even if the Nobel Prize winner is successfully re-elected again as expected and finish another tenure of the second four-year term. Understand? see you next time!
掛掉了?真失禮啊
落跑了?沒種嘛… 
視訊突然中斷?慘了,靠山山倒,這下誰來主持公道
老大開溜…
咱該怎辦?
簡單啊,馬上插播更精彩的影像故事,讓在座者消消火氣爽個夠…
真槍實彈的無碼AV女優…
中國香港特區頭號色魔陳冠希威名遠播,可以客串一下…
大日本帝國經典傑作豈容爾等造次尋開心…
中華民國在台灣最近剛誕生新世代Q版民族英雄李宗瑞,大頭病很嚴重,也不遑多讓喔,邀他入鏡免費義演鐵沒問題…
誰呀?沒聽過!
又怎樣?太小咖了,頭再大都沒用!
跟兩位大哥比起來,ROC本來就是小咖嘛,呵呵…
自稱小咖哪有臉大搖大擺躍上檯面?還不快關機下線,給老子滾回特首辦公室夾緊懶蛋聽命行事,乖乖配合演出!
小咖也是咖,只是不成氣候,整體攻防能力亦沒火候可言罷了。稍安勿躁但坐無妨,有話好商量,別理對面那隻貌不合神遠離…唉,也不知該怎麼形容才對啦,虛張聲勢窮凶惡極的假恐龍吧。
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各行其是

靠,奶怎這麼小?純目測像36D波霸,內衣脫掉才原形畢露?中看不中用,虛有其表嘛。好佳在皮膚白嫩潔淨,色澤勻亮光滑,勉強堪稱一對晶瑩剔透的小珍珠,摸起來的觸感也還不賴,算是不幸中的大幸啦,不然就虧大囉。呵呵。

哇,最引人暇思的C字褲耶,與十字軍東征前知所警惕發想的貞操帶遙相呼應哦,卯死啊。機關重地非請莫入,羅衫輕卸後卻別有洞天,暗藏勾魂攝魄誘人信息,顯然有備而來,以獵艷為畢生僅有之職志,葷素不忌口味不拘,四處開砲濫射的玩家們,何忍拒絕不予拆除?人家愛現不計名節,如是這般全副武裝虛位以待,實質上形同不設防港口,吾等爛貨亦技癢難耐,乾柴烈火一拍即合,趁隙偷襲有何不可?反正也不必付現!

片縷不存三點全露映入眼簾,直教人血脈賁張!要依循往例,先拍照存檔留念呢,抑或趕忙提槍上陣開戰,陰陽交媾圖個爽?小鹿亂撞挺傷腦筋耶。管她三七二十一,把姿勢喬一喬,弄幾個撩人的poses取取景再說吧。咦,怎找不到數位相機?幹!死Joyce係來亂啥肖!

正在忙,等一下再回撥給妳…
又在暗摃下流勾當?
老實說,房間裡有沒有從路上載回來任你擺布的死魚…
查勤喔?天地良心,在看新聞啦!沒聽到電視機的聲音嗎?醜斃了的女主播正在為保釣運動歇斯底里叫個不停…
少來!除了死要錢的野女人,和她們撒銀子大肆整形的肉體,還有什麼玩意會讓你感興趣…
妳不也一樣?除了錢,這個世界上還有啥東西會給妳安全感?別吵,釣魚台主權爭議正如火如荼延燒不止,家事國事天下事,事事皆關心,才是好國民嘛…
喲,吃錯藥啦?突然一本正經大放厥詞,侃侃而談憤青屁事,不怕鬧笑話?老娘還真不習慣耶!其實不用那麼麻煩,風塵僕僕大老遠跑到那種鳥不生蛋的鬼地方啦,你在台北夜店裡外周遭就可以輕鬆釣到很多醉得一塌糊塗的美人魚,整座城市由無所不在,無孔不入的辣手色魔做莊通殺,統統都是你的釣魚台…
妳有完沒完…
最該保釣的是,打擊性犯罪的死警察,不是你這款色胚子!我告訴你,不是只有你才敢亂搞…
怎麼?妳想有樣學樣,也胡搞一通?有錢的話,竭誠歡迎,請便…
哪個緝毒的色條子敢抓我,老娘就陪他睡,看誰是正港的龜兒子,竟敢逮我回籠!你呢,敢對正妹女警下藥,再扒光她們的制服偷拍甚至強暴嗎?喂,你想喝什麼?老娘已經到你家巷口的便利超商了,順手帶杯冷飲上去,孝敬孔方兄…
妳來幹嘛?我待會兒有約,馬上要出去,沒空理死三八,快滾啦…
缺錢血拚愛馬仕柏金包呀,你應該很瞭解我才對!打賞幾文大洋,老娘拍拍屁股就走,絕不過問啥狗皮倒灶賤把戲,恁祖媽才懶得看你那張猙獰無比,骯髒透了的闊少嘴臉!
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Rest In Peace, Robin Gibb ( 22 Dec. 1949 – 20 May 2012 )

超連結影音對嘴走唱,本片全球首映網路直播參考曲目,慈善義演側錄勿究

各自為政

呼叫香港基地台。台北援交團已準備就緒。抗日滅寇鬥爭經費非常充裕,國務院國台辦駐台高幹親自出馬,當面點交清楚,萬事OK蓄勢待發,甭擔心,報告完畢。

收到。我們於黎明時分動身,一大早便揚帆啟程,打算攜竹劍攻堅,和放話購買中國遭竊失土的石原慎太郎拚個你死我活…

士可殺不可辱,小日本頂多只配獲冊封大中國離島建設計劃BOT專案的佃農之一,憑什麼騎到咱脖子上耀武揚威…

人家是AV產業超級大國,姿態不高高在上,怎度普天下好色男人?長夜漫漫孤枕難眠,候鳥哀號吱吱叫,囧狀甚慘的滋味多痛苦,閣下沒嚐過?喔,對了,一岔題講到鹹濕片才熊熊想到,拜託先剪輯一份李宗瑞特刊再出海,讓中國港仔瞧瞧台灣特區女模女星高價充任權貴子弟慰安婦的風騷樣兒,方便咱會師時交貨,用力慰勉保釣大軍的辛勞…

報告長官,恕小弟無能,只怕辦不到。死條子只許自家人私下流傳無碼照暗爽,不准庶民大眾有福同享,外面抄得粉兇,凡透過網路散播不雅圖檔供登徒子下載者均須陪貪扁蹲牢飯…

啥話?想當年我們家柏芝兩腿間私密處空無一物的糗相全被台灣人看光光,現在風水輪流轉,換你們家丫頭出醜,活該呆胞即應感恩回饋港胞時,同理心反倒化做一緀無影煙…

長官,民族大義無價,勝過兒女私情…

笨蛋!問題在腦袋!後者比前者更好看…

報告長官,不妙!料想不到的憾事發生了!包船大計受阻,台灣特區保釣敢死隊被迫擱淺出不了海!驅逐日倭雄心壯志能否落實,馬特首的地方政府恐幫不上忙…

大聲點!衛星電話被干擾,訊號微弱聽不太見!什麼?船老大不給掛國旗

長官,成功不必在我,然則中華民國青天白日滿地紅國旗果真無地自容乎,只是保個釣也要被欺負… 

混帳!誰叫你在桅杆上升起見不得人的吊死鬼,改懸五星旗準沒事,否則弄幅奧運五環旗瓜代一下也無妨,橫豎兩岸三地就快大一統了,那廝亦沒啥未來可言,運動嘛,讓不具國家代表性的它乘機透透氣亦無所謂…
 
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Rashomon's ending scene. A baby is found, the priest is scared of his own reaction to the woodcutter's proposal and sees light at the end of the tunnel.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V4ut6TT5fro

 

各個擊破

Hello, everybody, good morning. Something specific, you know, always belongs to someone who empirically or substantially owns it, agree? Great! Let me ask you some silly boring questions. Who governs Taiwan right now?

China!

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Who governs Japan right now?

USA!

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Who governs China right now?

Nobody but Nationalism!

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Who governs USA right now?

Nobody but Neo-imperialism!

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Mr. Ma, are you deaf or dead? can you hear me? do not sleep alone, please. Just say some words fairly for me! Otherwise why not get out of here and leave us alone…

Here comes a small potato like me! I am, as you know, not only governed by you guys Big Brothers all but also by immoral mafia, corruption bureaucracy, moguls and their lusty children back in my country, I hopelessly and helplessly find, in the long run, that I myself have nothing at all to govern in my hands, the only one way to prove myself still an incumbent ruler of Taiwan is to look for somewhere fresh and clean abroad to govern, that’s why I am dozing here quietly to nod my head unconsciously!

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劇終

Dismiss! The meeting is meaningless since we can do nothing to help Mr. Ma get everything right at once…

The final combat is coming, sooner or later!

The real troublemaker remains there, ever and forever?

Mr. Ma? Don’t worry, my buddies. He’ll get rid of himself years later, see you till then!

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Time was drifting - this rock had got to roll
So, I hit the road and made my getaway
Restless feeling really got ahold
I started searching for a better way

I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right

Philly Fever made me feel alright
But, I must admit it got the best of me
Gettin' down so deep I could've drowned
Now, I can't get back the way I used to be

I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right

New York City took me with the tide
And, I nearly died from hospitality
Left me stranded - took away my pride
Just another no-account fatality

I kept on looking for a sign in the middle of the night
But, I couldn't see the light - no, I couldn't see the light
I kept on looking for a way to take me through the night
Couldn't get it right
Couldn't get it right

農曆七夕處處聞啼鳥,鬼月好兄弟代勞保釣!

邊角速評》李祖杰:每逢砲節倍思春,誰在今夜霸凌單身光棍?(20110214)

 
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