(Note: this does not actually have an inappropriate ending, but I understand if you want to skip this story. It’s basically a joke.)

There are two nuns. One is calculating, while the other uses logic. It is already dark, and they are outside of their nunnery.

Calculating nun: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for thirty seconds? He doesn’t seem to know what he wants.

Logic nun: Reasonable Inference, he wants to violate us.

Calculating: Good heavens! At this rate, he’ll have us in 15 minutes. What do we do?

Logic: The only reasonable method, of course, is to walk faster.

Calculating: But at this rate, he’ll catch us in a minute.

Logic: The only reasonable thing to do is to split up. You go there, I’ll continue over here. He can’t catch both of us then.

They split up, and the man chose to continue following Sister Logic.

Sister Calculating arrived safely at the convent but was worried about Sister Logic. Finally, she saw Sister Logic enter the convent.

Calculating: Logic, you finally come back! Thank the Lord! Can you tell me what happened?

Logic: He continued to follow me. The only reasonable thing happened.

Calculating: What reasonable thing?

Logic: He caught up with me.

Calculating: Good heavens! What did you do?

Logic: I did the only reasonable thing. I lifted my skirt up.

Calculating: God, what about that man?

Logic: He also did the only reasonable thing. He pulled his trousers down.

Calculating: Oh my God! Then what happened?

Logic: The result is indeed very reasonable. A nun with her skirt up must run much faster than a man with his trousers down, don’t you think?

Amen!

修女的反應 -數學和邏輯思維的差異

有兩個修女，一個是數學修女，另一個邏輯修女。現在已經快天黑了，但她們離修道院還有很遠的路程。

數學：妳有沒有注意到，後面有個男人已經跟蹤我們有三十八分鐘三十秒了，不知道他想要做什麼？

邏輯：合理的推斷，他想侵犯我們。

數學：天哪！在這樣的速度下，他會在十五分鐘之內抓到我們的，我們該怎麼辦？

邏輯：唯一合理的方法當然是走快一點。

數學：但是在這樣的速度下，他再一分鐘就能抓到我們了。

邏輯：那，唯一合理的方法就是我們分開逃，妳走那邊，我走這邊，他不可能兩個都抓。

結果，那個男人選擇繼續跟蹤邏輯修女……..

數學修女平安地到達修道院，但很擔心邏輯修女會不會出事，然後就看到邏輯修女進了門。

數學：邏輯修女妳終於回來啦！感謝主！快告訴我發生什麼事了？

邏輯：他繼續跟蹤我後，發生了唯一合理的事情。

數學：什麼合理的事情？

邏輯：他抓到我了。

數學：天哪！那妳怎麼辦？

邏輯：我做了唯一合理的事，即把裙子拉起來。

數學：天哪，那，那個男人呢？

邏輯：他也做了唯一合理的事，把褲子褪了下去。

數學：我的天哪！那後來呢？

邏輯：結果當然也是很合理的。一個把裙子拉起來的修女，一定跑得比一個把褲子褪下去的男人快得多，妳說不是嗎？

阿門！

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