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A couple who had been married for 20 years experienced a rough patch in their relationship, so they went to consult a psychologist. He asked them what was wrong.

The wife began to complain about her husband’s flaws. Suddenly, the psychologist stood up and hugged and passionately kissed the wife. She was speechless and dumbfounded.

The man turned his head and said to her husband: This is what your wife needs, at least 3 times a week, can you do it?

The husband thought for a while and said: Well, I can drive her here on Monday and Wednesday, but I have to fish on Friday.

笑话

結婚20年的夫妻遭遇感情危機，前去咨詢心理專家。

專家問他們哪裡出了問題？

妻子便開始不停地數落丈夫的不是。

專家站起身，向那位妻子狂熱地擁抱、親吻。她頓時啞口無言，目瞪口呆。

專家轉頭對丈夫說：這就是你妻子需要的，每周至少3次，你能做到嗎？

丈夫考慮了一會兒，說：嗯，星期一和星期三我可以開車送她來，但是星期五我得釣魚。