上星期，兒子跑來跟我說: Mommy, I am dating someone.
我眨眨眼說: Dating or seeing??
他說: hmm.. more like seeing now.
"OK， what class is she in with you?"
"eh?? Math and Science."
"sounds like a smart girl cause she's in Math and Science with you. she looks like geek?"
"nope!!! LOL..."
"LOL.... okay.. that's fine. thanks for letting me know."
.......
"that's it??? you okay for me to date???"
"yeah, that's it.. it is fine for you to date... why???"
"because she and her sister are not allowed to date. I wonder why would you be okay with it."
"Oh... because.....remember I told you when you were 10, 11 and 12???"
"which part?"
"me and your father don't mind you date (ever since you were 10). only daddy wants you to be <cool>, and I only check on your report cards. and if you are not <cool>, daddy will keep giving you instructions that annoying you. and if I see your grade dropping... guess what?"
"you will blame on my girl friend..."
"and?"
"and then you will blame on all of my best/good friends."
"BINGO!!!!!"
"DUH...... MOM!!..."
"that's why I don't need to worry about you dating or not!!! because we both know where the limit goes, and I bet you won't cross that limit. because you know that's not worth it."
"then why her parents are not allowing her and her sister to date?? her sister is in High School ALREADY!!!"
"because if we had a baby girl... you can ask daddy about that. but for now, let me say this: boys don't get pregnant but girls do. and when a girl dates a irresponsible boy, often they get too close and something happened and who deal with the consequences?"
"both??"
"maybe, maybe just the girl? and ultimately, who suffers and scarifies more?"
"oh.. I see your point."
"so, if we'd had a girl, guess daddy will most likely kill her date.. LOL"
"ah... .... er..... LOL... hahahahaah..."
應該開始下一階段的教育了吧。。 ^^ |
Why would you approve????
