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Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged 醫生: 你的肝腫大。

Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?

病人: 這代表它可以容納更多威士忌嗎?

(This is called "Positive Thinkin) (這叫"正向思考" )

Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.

女人跟她的營養師說: 我擔心的是我的身高，不是我的體重。

Doc :- How come ??? 營養師: 為什麼?

Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 230cm.

女人: 根據我的體重，我的身高應該230cm。

(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" ) (這就叫"正面心態")

A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark Insufficient funds. I want to know whether it refers to mine or: the Bank".

一個男人寫信給銀行: 我的支票被退還了，上面寫著"餘額不足"，我想知道是我的帳號餘額不足還是銀行本身餘額不足。

(This is self confidence in its peak ) (這是有自信到最高點)

This one is classic !! A cockroachs last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. Youre just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!"

這個經典!! 一隻蟑螂對要打死它的男人的最後遺言是: "來吧殺死我吧，你這個俗辣。你不過是嫉妒我能嚇到你老婆而你不能..!!!"

Always be positive even in difficult situations 就算在艱難的時刻也要正向思考

Me : “Our dog is very clever. At seven o’ clock every morning he brings us the newspaper.”

我: 我們的狗很聰明，每天早上7點他都會拿報紙給我們。

" My friend : “But lots of dogs do that!” 我朋友: "可是這個很多狗都會!"

Me : “I know – but we don’t subscribe to any newspaper!”

我: "我知道 - 但是我們沒有訂報紙!"

Celtic Woman - You Raise Me Up

When I am down and oh my soul so weary, When troubles come and my heart burdened be.

Then I am still and wait here in the silence, Until you come and sit a while with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains, You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders, You raise me up, to more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains, You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders, You raise me up, to more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains, You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders, You raise me up, to more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains, You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas.

I am strong, when I am on your shoulders, You raise me up, to more than I can be.

You raise me up, to more than I can be.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT0rhVhXnNA

〈你鼓舞了我〉（英語："You Raise Me Up"）是一首流行歌曲，由秘密花園組合中的羅夫·拉弗蘭作曲，布倫丹·格雷厄姆作詞。該首歌收錄於秘密花園2002年的專輯《紅色月光》中，由愛爾蘭歌手布萊恩·甘迺迪演唱。最初，該曲題為〈無聲的故事〉（"Silent Story"），是一首僅有旋律的器樂作品，其來自愛爾蘭的傳統音樂。拉弗蘭在讀了格雷厄姆的小說後請他為該曲撰寫歌詞。2001年10月，〈你鼓舞了我〉在挪威的電視節目《Norwegian TV-2》上首次演出。

〈你鼓舞了我〉為最成功的挪威歌曲之一。該曲在基督教圈子具爭議性的流行歌曲，曾出現在葬禮等場合。2006年9月21日，〈你鼓舞了我〉成為首支在音樂網站MusicNotes.com上被人下載超過20,000次的歌曲。