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《人性》
某小鎮上，有人建了一家妓院。不巧的是，這妓院就建在教堂對面。教會和會眾開始請願，並且每天禱告，阻止妓院建設。就在妓院快要完工時，一道强閃電從天而降，一把火將它燒了個乾淨！
 教會的人感到很欣慰。不久，妓院老板向法院告訴教會管理人員！
理由是：教會通過請願和祈禱，以直接或間接的手段毁壞妓院，負有最終責任。
 在法庭答辯時，教會强烈否認其禱告是促成上帝採取行動的原因，也不承認與此事有任何關聯！
 裁決時，法官看着庭審文件說道："我不知道該如何斷這個案子。
妓院老板堅定地相信禱告的力量，而教會却完全不信。”
😱😱😱
 讓人想到上帝審判佈道牧師與滿口髒話的司機，上帝說牧師佈道的時候，下面椅子上的人都在打瞌睡，滿口髒話的司機飆車時候，公車上的人都在禱告，當然讓滿口髒話司機上天堂😱😱😱
 奧運期間最無聊的工作人員
答案揭曉:游泳比賽場地的救生員
理由:他們都由得比我好
Memory Elaine Paige | Cats The Musical
Memory, turn your face to the moonlight
Let your memory leave you
Open up, enter me
If you find there, the meaning of what happiness is
Then a new life will begin
Memory, all alone in the moonlight
I can smile at the old days
I was beautiful then
I remember the time I knew what happiness was
Let the memory live again
Burnt out ends of smokey days
The stale, cold smell of morning
The streetlamp dies, another night is over
Another day is dawning
Daylight, I must wait for the sunrise
I must think of a new life
And I mustnt give in
When the dawn comes, tonight will be a memory too
And a new day will begin
Sunlight through the trees in summer
Endless masquerading
Like a flower, as the dawn is breaking
The memory is fading
Touch me, its so easy to leave me
All alone with the memory
Of my days in the sun
If you touch me, youll understand what happiness is
Look, a new day has begun
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