沒錯!!!就是你!!!

這是英文沒錯但是你一定看得懂啦不要逃避阿~~~~各位同學~~~~

為什麼我不翻成中文....阿就是讀英文才會好笑阿....

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names:

 
 
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan (anyone)?
 
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
 
 
Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan (anyone)!
 
Operator : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
 
Caller : I'm Sam Wan (Someone). And I need to talk to Annie Wan (anyone)!
            It's urgent.
 
 
Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to  anyone! But
                  what's this urgent matter about?
 
Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan (anyone) that our brother
            Noel Wan (no one)has involved in an accident. Noel Wan (no one)got injured
            and now Noel Wan (no one) is being sent to the hospital.
            Right now, Avery Wan (everyone) is on his way to the hospital.
 
Operator : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent  to the hospital,
                 then the accident isn't an urgent t matter! You may find this hilarious
                 but I don't have time for this!
 
 
Caller : You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator : I'm Saw Lee (Sorry).

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!!