單身的人，總是少點吵架的樂趣...

既然少了吵架樂趣，那就從文字找尋...

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.<<體重不可超過冰箱>>

Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment.<<良好的判斷來自經驗，而經驗多來自糟糕的判斷。>>--Rita Mae Brown

Let every relationship lost be a lesson gained.<<每段失去的感情都有可學習的地方>>

The chain of wedlock is so heavy that it takes two to carry it, sometimes three. <<婚姻的鎖鍊是如此沈重，要兩個人齊心協力才抬得動—有時候可能還要三個。>>--Alexander Dumas

The war between the sexes is the only one in which both sides regularly sleep with the enemy. <<兩性戰爭是唯一雙方經常與敵共眠的戰爭。>>--Quentin Crisp

In one case out of a hundred a point is excessively discussed because it is obscure; in the ninety-nine remaining it is obscure because it is excessively discussed.<<問題很少因為晦暗不明而被廣泛討論；絕大多數的情況是，問題因廣受討論反而晦暗不明。>>--Edgar Allan Poe

Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.<<ㄤ婿親像火，毋看顧好就會花花去>>--Zsa Zsa Gabor

It is better to give than to lend, and it costs about the same.<<「借」不如「送」，兩者成本差不多。>>--Philip Gibbs

Never trust a man with testicles.<<千萬別相信有睪丸的男人>>--Jo Brand

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.<<愛情好比沙漏，情感滿了，腦袋就空了>>--Jules Renard

God is everywhere, even though we can't see Him. He's the one who opens the doors at the supermarket.<<即使我們看不見上帝，上帝卻無所不在，超市的大門就是他的應許。>>--George Anderson

If you think you're in love, just think of him sitting on the lavatory. If you still love him, marry him.<<如果你覺得你戀愛了，不仿幻想著他坐在馬桶上的樣子。如果妳還是深愛著他，就嫁給他吧>>--Jean Boht

Politics is a game that can leave its players morally, ethically and even spiritually bankrupt <<參與政治遊戲的隊員道德和心靈可能都不保>>--James Laski

Absence makes the heart grow fonder <<小別勝新婚>>

My family was so poor the lady next door gave birth to me <<我家很窮，窮到連我的命都是隔壁女人給的>>--Lee Trevino

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. <<女人做愛需要理由，不過男人只需要一個地方就夠了>>--Billy Crystal

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. <<有錢人也不過只是有錢的窮人罷了>>--W.C. Fields

They never fail who die in a great cause. <<慘烈的犧牲總會換來勝利>>--Lord Byron

Money can't buy friends, but it can get you a better class of enemy. <<錢財無法收買朋友，只會惹禍上身>>--Spike Milligan

I love her eight days a week <<我一個禮拜愛她八天>>--John Lenon

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. <<書上說喝酒不好，我就索性不讀書>>--Henny Youngman

Ice-cream is exquisite -- what a pity it isn't illegal. <<冰淇淋是令人難以抗拒的美食，可惜它並不違法>>--Voltaire

He who has never hoped can never despair. <<沒有希望的人，就永遠不會絕望>>--George Bernard Shaw

You can fool all of the people all of the time if the advertising is right and the budget is big enough. <<如果廣告做得好，預算也夠多，你就可以永遠欺瞞下去>>--Joseph Levine

Discovery consists of seeing what everybody has seen and thinking what nobody has thought. <<所謂發現，就是以不同方向思考眾人皆知之事。>>--Albert Szent-Gyorgyi