4樓. 摸 象 或 (不?) 著 木目

2021/06/08 23:06

Flattery never fails. 說話的藝術。
A Russian Jew named Jacob was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel. At the Moscow airport, a customs inspector found a statue of Lenin in his luggage and asked, "What is this?"

Jacob replied, "Wrong question, comrade." You should have asked, 'Who is this?' This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of Socialism and created the future prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me as a memory of our dear hero.

The Russian customs official sent him on his way.

At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs official also asked, "What is this? "Wrong question, sir.” You should be asking 'Who is this?'. This, my friend, is Lenin, the bastard who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take this statue as a reminder to curse him every day.

The Israeli official sent him on his way.

When he settled in his new home, Jacob placed the statue on a table. The following evening, he invited friends and relatives to dinner.

Spotting the statue, one of his cousins asked, "Who is this?" Jacob replied, "Wrong question." You should have asked, 'What is this?' This is five kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me from Russia without having to pay any customs duty or tax.

The Moral: "Politics is when you can tell the same shit in different ways to fool different people and come out smelling like a rose."

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懇請不吝賜教？

3樓. Reed

2013/11/25 10:23

至少不該 Block UDN ? ! 包括 美國 Yahoo, 台灣佛教論壇, ..... 等媒體在內。

可悲的是，在大陸境內，接觸的多數知識份子被洗腦，認同為了維穩，

犠牲少數網友冲浪的自由與知情權，是有其必要的！

2樓. 特里紗

2013/11/24 20:09

大陆情况不好了!

我看完了，我有一种感觉，习近平想做戈巴契夫！

改革已箭在弦上，无可避免的事。习近平在打预防针，让共产党员心里有个准备，他不得不步戈巴契夫后尘！当然和苏联一样，还残余一些反对的人。因为今天的中共贪污的情况和苏联当时如出一辙啊！今天的俄国已开始重新站起来了！这部电影是2010年就去俄国访问制作的，所以温家宝和胡锦涛都很了解，中国非改革不可，可没胆让人看；三年后才由习近平来释放讯息！它里面也说了今日的俄国言论自由，党派林立。很多共产党放弃党籍了！开始的十年很辛苦，今天的俄国，人人可以去访问；中国人近水楼台，去的更是多。

今年九月我们去北京访问 W.M. 的同学，几几乎每家都去过俄国了！难道他们看不出俄国的进步？全民健保，孩子们教育到大学都免费。。。

改革不好吗？阵痛是一定会有的。这四 部影片透露不少讯息啊！

1樓. OldMan - 風景線

2013/11/24 08:11

浪費細胞？ 共產黨只活在自己的世界！