字體：小 中 大 |
|
|
|
| 2009/04/11 05:27:26瀏覽626｜回應0｜推薦0 | |
| 相同的字句….不同方向的解讀會有不同的答案!
進入公司前! 老闆：萬分歡迎，沒有你我們的公司肯定大不一樣！ 職員：如果工作太累，搞不好我會辭職的 老闆：放心，我不會讓這樣的事情發生的！ 職員：我周休二日可以休息嗎？ 老闆：當然了！這是底線！ 職員：平時會天天加班到凌晨嗎？ 老闆：不可能，誰告訴你的？ 職員：有餐費補貼嗎？ 老闆：還用說嗎，絕對比同行都高！ 職員：有沒有工作猝死的風險？ 老闆：不會！你怎麼會有這種念頭？ 職員：公司會定期組織旅遊嗎？ 老闆：這是我們的明文規定！ 職員：那我需要準時上班嗎？ 老闆：不，看情況吧 職員：工資呢？會準時發放嗎？ 老闆：一向如此！ 職員：事情全是新員工做是嗎？ 老闆：怎麼可能，你上頭還有很多資深同事！ 職員：如果管理職位有空缺，我可以參與競爭嗎？ 老闆：毫無疑問，這是我們公司賴以生存的機制！ 職員：你不會是在騙我吧？ ...進入公司後，請從後往前讀! When interviewing........ Boss: Much Welcome, without you, our company will be different. Employee: If the work load is too much, I will think about quit. Boss: Don't worry, I won't let it happen. Employee: May I have day off on weekends? Boss: Off course. That is the bottom line. Employee: Do I have to work until midnight every day? Boss: That's impossible, who told you that? Employee: Do we have meal allowance? Boss: That is out of question. Surely higher than the average. Employee: Do we have risk on the sudden death by tired working? Boss: No. What makes you think about that? Employee: Is the company offering periodical travel? Boss: Yes. That is our policy. Employee: Do I have to come to the office on time? Boss: No. It depends. Employee: How about the salary? Will it be paid on time? Boss: Always! Employee: Do new employees have to do everything around? Boss: How come. We got so many seniorities here. Employee: If there is a vacancy in the management position, may I be the candidate? Boss: Definitely. This is the way our company surviving. Employ: Are you lying on me? When working in the company, it will be reverse. (Please read it reversely.) Gretel |
|
| ( 心情隨筆｜工作職場 ) |
