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Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton 你的腦 Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall湯姆，這是鮑勃，從辦公室下來大廳 Good to see you buddy, how've you been?很高興見到你的好友，你到哪去了？ Things have been okay for me except that I'm a zombie now事情已經對我很好，但我現在是殭屍 I really wish you'd let us in我真的希望你讓我們加入 I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand當我說我明白，我想我對我們所有人發言 Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand為什麼你鄉親可能會毫不猶豫地向我們的需求 But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming但這只是僅供參考：你會死於尖叫 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes我們不是不講理，我的意思是，沒有人要去吃你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise我們現在在這裡陷入了僵局，也許我們應該妥協 If you open up the door如果你打開大門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains我們將全部進去和吃你的大腦 I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?我不想雞蛋裡挑骨頭，湯姆，但是這真的是你的計劃？ Spend your whole life locked inside a mall?鎖在一個商場內度過你的一生？ Maybe that's okay for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns也許這就是現在好了，但有一天，你會沒食物和槍支 And then you'll have to make the call然後你就呼求 I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough我並不感到驚訝，看你有沒有想過足夠撐過 You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff你從未有過的頭部，大局觀東西 But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly但是，湯姆，我做什麼，和我慢慢地進食，你的計劃 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes我們不是不講理，我的意思是，沒有人要去吃你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise我們現在在這裡陷入了僵局，也許我們應該妥協 If you open up the door如果你打開大門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains我們將全部進去和吃你的大腦 I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can我想幫助你湯姆，我可以以任何方式 I sure appreciate the way you're working with me我當然明白你與我的工作方式 I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am我不是一個怪物湯姆，好，技術上我是 I guess I am我想我 I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up我有另一次會議，湯姆，也許我們可以包起來 Know we'll get to common ground somehow知道我們會得到莫名其妙的共同點 Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors同時，我會報我的同事咀嚼門 I guess we'll table this for now我想我們將表現在這個 I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well我很高興看到你採取建設性的批評 Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell謝謝您的時間，我知道我們都忙碌的地獄 And we'll put this thing to bed我們將會把這個東西放上床 When I bash your head open當我的咬開你的腦袋 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes我們不講理，我的意思是，沒有人要去吃你的眼睛 All we want to do is eat your brains我們想要做的是吃你的大腦 We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise我們現在在這裡陷入了僵局，也許我們應該妥協 If you open up the door如果你打開大門 We'll all come inside and eat your brains我們將全部進去和吃你的大腦
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