My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father
raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.

Premise: You will be the dog
walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to
the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her
exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will
walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes
from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that
Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare
for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids
are young and dramatic, their girls.

Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.

This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base,
or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience
is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience
in this kind of situation.