1. I was elected by the people of Taiwan (and  two  bullets)

2. I stand firmly against China (and like a fool on the hill)

3. I am Joshua (Be aware of false prophets)

4. I will not be the grandpa-in-law of an American (and his lips are moving…)

5. I have never been wrong (Was Ah Bien ever wrong? Was Ah Bien ever wrong?...)

6. My wife is only 26 kg (Ah Bien, you are a bad husband...patients need rest..please don't bother her with those gift certificates… she cannot shop for a while anyway)

7. I am innocent until proven guilty (fine, the rest of us would be Saints)

8.  I am the Son of Taiwan (So ??...Louis XIV was Le Roi Soleil and look how did he end up??)

9. Well, what are you going to do with me?  Huh ? Dude?

10.  You deserve me, we were in this together (He is right, we spoiled him)