What is it?
Is it condom? pill? strapless bra? no, no, no…..It is GPS.
Admit it, ladies, you need
help. How many of you did not talk to
other half for a couple of days because the comment “how can you miss that
stupid turn”? Do you remember the day
that he was teaching you to drive? When
you came back from that "educational" trip, you wished that you never will have to look at him again? How can he get so mad just because you swiveled
a little bit off the road because you didn't know which lane to take and hesitated "a little"?
Well, ladies, GPS (“he”) is
your savior, sex equalizer and liberator because:
- You will hear only gentle reminder (instead of roaring)
whenever you make a “dumb” mistake and “he” never quits on you. - You will be able to put on make up and listen
to the gentle reminder at the same time (I would not recommend you to do
it though). - You will not be called “lack of 3D capability”
since “he” is better than he. - You will be able to travel to any part of the
world with “he” but not necessarily him. - You will be able to venture into remote part of
the town easily. - You can chit-chat with your girl friends (ya know..) without
worrying when to make that “stupid” turn. - You will never have to navigate for him while he
blames everything on you (although he actually missed the turn). Let “he” teach him a good lesson: you are outdated. - You can turn “he” into a pacifier for the four
year old. - You will never be called “clueless and without
sense of direction” and he turns this surprise into awe. - The last but no the least: you will turn “my man” into “my woman”.