這篇網路笑話頗有趣,雖然它是在嘲諷金髮美女.

老美喜歡調侃金髮尤物波大無腦, 雖然我並不苟同,因為我知道的很多美女是既美又聰明的.

Three Blondes: The Detection of Dumb...

Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.

The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"

The blondes all nodded.

The detective got up, opened a file drawer and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it and pulled out a picture, and said, "To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities, such as scars and so forth." So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds.

"Now," he said, "did you notice any distinguishing features about this man ?"

The blonde immediately said, "Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"

The detective shook his head and said, "Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It's a profile of his face! You're dismissed!"

The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.

The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back and said, "What about you? Notice anything unusual or outstanding about this man?"

"Yes! He only has one ear!"

The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, "Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see one ear!! You're excused too!"

The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.

The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, "This is probably a waste of time, but..." He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or unusual about this man?"

The blonde said, "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses."

The detective frowned, took another look at the picture and began looking at some of the papers in the folder.

He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled _expression and said, "You're absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"

The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Well, Helloooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses.

簡單中譯如下.

德州公路警察招考,三個金髮美女應徵,爭取僅剩的最後一個空缺.

考官考驗考生的觀察力,拿出一張相片在第一個美女眼前晃了兩秒,問有無發現他臉上的特徵.

第一人立刻回答:[有,他只有一隻眼睛!]

考官說,這是他的側臉照片,當然只看到一隻眼睛.妳可以走了.

考官再拿相片在第二個金髮美女眼前晃一下,問有無看出他臉上的特徵或異常的東西.

第二人也回答,  :[有,他只有一隻耳朵!]

考官說:[妳沒聽到我跟剛才那人說的,這是側臉照,當然只看到一隻耳朵.妳也請走吧.]

考官看著第三位金髮美女,說這可能又是在浪費時間,不過仍然把相片拿給她瞧一眼.

想不到第三位美女看了照片竟回答:[他戴隱形眼鏡.]

考官很驚異,回頭檢視檔案,露出不可思議的表情對她說:[妳答對了,他的資料上的確寫他戴隱形眼鏡,妳是怎麼從相片上看出來的?]

美女回答:[ 這人只有一隻眼睛和一隻耳朵,他當然沒法戴眼鏡囉!]  (12月3日補中譯)