翻譯一則笑話

迷你窄裙的尷尬

巴士來了,輪到美女上車時,她發覺裙子太緊,沒法跨上階梯.

她尷尬地朝司機笑笑,伸手到後方把裙子拉鍊拉下一點,好多點餘裕跨腿.但是,仍然跨不上車.

她難為情地再伸手到後面,把拉鍊再往下拉一點,二度試著跨上車. 但是,腿還是跨不上去.

她再朝司機笑一笑,伸手到後面,把拉鍊更往下拉一點,但是,還是上不了台階.

這時候,排在她後面的一位高大的德州佬,雙手抱住她的腰,輕鬆地把她送上車階.

她生氣地轉身對那人大吼:大膽狂徒,竟敢碰我的身體!我根本不認識你.

那德州佬笑笑,慢條斯理地說:小姐,通常我同意妳的話,但在妳三次拉下我褲子拉鍊後,我想,我們已經是朋友了.

A Summer Skirt Situation...

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, a lovely looking woman became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step

Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more and again was unable to take the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends."