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真諷刺...聯合國調查為何失敗 ?
2007/06/22 02:00:21瀏覽620|回應0|推薦4

聯合國做了一次全球性的調查,只問一個問題: [對如何解決世界其他地區糧食短缺的方法,請誠實提出你的意見.]

結果,這項調查大失敗,你知道原因嗎?

因為: 在非洲,人們不知道"糧食"為何物.

在印度,人們不知道"誠實"是什麼.

在歐洲,人們不知道何謂"短缺".

在中國,人們不知道"意見"是什麼東西.

在中東,人們不知道有"解決"這東西.

在南美,人們不懂 "請"這個字.

而在美國,人們不知道"世界其他地區"是啥......

A worldwide survey was conducted by the UN.

The only question asked was:

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the shortage of food in rest of the world".

The survey was a huge failure..... ... Do you know WHY?

* In Africa they didn't know what 'food' meant.


* In India they didn't know what 'honest' meant.


* In Europe they didn't know what 'shortage' meant.


* In China they didn't know what 'opinion' meant.


* In the Middle East they didn't know what 'solution' meant.


* In South America they didn't know what 'please' meant.


* And in the USA they didn't know what 'the rest of the world' meant.

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