"When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her." 

如果有人搶了你的老婆，最好的報復就是讓他留著。Lee Majors (美國電影明星 - 李.梅爾)

"After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay" together.

結婚後夫妻就像一個硬幣的兩面；他們不但不能面對面，而且還分不開。Al Gore （克林頓當總統時的副總統 - 阿爾‧戈爾）

"By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."

不管怎麼樣，還是結婚的好。如果你找到一個好太太，你會很幸福；假如你找到一個壞的，你會成為一個哲學家。Socrates (古希臘的思想家、哲學家，教育家 - 蘇格拉底)

"Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them."

女人給了男人做大事的激勵和靈感，同時又給了男人完成大事的阻力。Mike Tyson (前美國拳王 - 麥克.泰森)

"The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

有一個好問題我總是沒答案；那就是 「女人到底想要什麼」？George Clooney (美國著名演員 - 喬治‧克魯尼)

"I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me."

我跟我太太才說了幾個字，她卻回了我一段長篇大論。Bill Clinton (美國前總統- 比爾.克林頓)

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." 

有人問我婚姻能維持這麼長的秘密：我們每個星期去餐館兩次，晚餐有燭光，音樂，和跳舞。她星期二去，我星期五去。George W. Bush (美國前總統 - 小布希)

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." 

我不怕恐怖分子，我已經結婚兩年了。Rudy Giuliani (前紐約市911事件時的市長 - 魯迪.朱利安尼)

"Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming

1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,

2. Whenever you're right, shut up."

有兩個秘密能讓你的婚姻圓滿： 

1. 當你有錯時，馬上認錯。 

2. 當你對時，閉上嘴巴。

Shaquille O』Neal (美國籃球巨星 - 沙奎爾.奧尼爾)

"The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once..."

最有效記住你太太的生日的方法就是先忘掉一次。Kobe Bryant (美國籃球巨星 - 科比‧布萊恩特)

"My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."

我太太和我高高興興的過了二十年後，我們相遇了。

Alec Baldwin (美國電影明星 - 亞歷克.鮑德溫)

"A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong." 

一個好的太太，就是當她是錯的時候總是原諒她的丈夫。Barack Obama (美國總統- 歐巴馬)

"Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy."

婚姻是唯一的一場敵我睡在同一張床上的戰爭。Tommy Lee (美國老牌電影明星 - 湯米.李)

"First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"

Second Guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

有個人驕傲的說 「我的太太是天使」！

另一個聽到的人說 「你真幸運，我的還活著」！Jimmy Kimmel (美國著名電視節目主持人 - 吉米.金米爾)

「Honey, what happened to 『ladies first』?」 Husband replies, 「That』s the reason why the world』s a mess today, because a lady went first!」

「親愛的，女士優先又怎麼了？」 丈夫回答說，「今天世界亂成這個樣子就是因為有個女的先來了！」David Letterman (美國電視著名脫口秀主持人 - 大衛.萊特曼)

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