三字經英文翻譯爆笑版

!掰得還不錯!
 
人之初：At the begining of life.
性本善：Sex is good.
性相近：All the sex are similar.
習相遠：But practice makes a difference.
苟不教：If you do not practice all the time.
性乃遷：Sex will leave you.

教之道：The secret of sex
貴以專：is to make love with only one person.
昔孟母：Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
擇鄰處：chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不學：If your son doesn't sex hard,
斷機杼：the dick may be broken.
竇燕山：Dou, the Famous
有義方：owned a very effective medicine
教五子：All his five sons took it
名俱揚：and their sexual ability were well-kown.

養不教：If your children know no sex,
父之過：It is all father's fault.
教不嚴：If they had lots of problems with it,
師之惰：their teacher is also blamed for his laziness.
子不學：You may refuse to study sex,
非所宜：but that is a awful mistake

幼不學：If you don't learn it in childhood,
老何為：you will lose your sex ability when aged
玉不琢：If you don't exercise your d?ck,
不成器：It won't become hard and strong.
人不學：If you don't learn sex,
不知義：You can by no means enjoy sex.