我們已經不賣產品了，我們專接抱怨電話。

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對話內容：

Sales:My division is about to lay off people, I wonder if I can apply for a job in your division?

業務員：我的部門將要裁員了，我能在你的部門找到工作嗎？

Mgr:You are welcome. As a matter of fact, we are looking for someone who is hardworking and smart like you.

經理：歡迎！事實上，我們正在尋找像你這樣既精明又努力的人。

Sales:Really, that is great! I cant wait to apply. What are the job qualifications, and what kind of jobs your division is opening?

業務員：真的？那太好了！我迫不及待想申請。工作資格為何，有何工作提供呢？

Mgr:The qualifications are: you have to be healthy, a good listener, and always put customers first.

經理：工作資格是：你必須健康，而且永遠把顧客擺第一位。

Sales:I think I am, I am excited.

業務員：我辦得到，好興奮啊！

Mgr:Well, the reason you have to be healthy, is because you have to work 16 hours a day.

經理：你必須健康的原因，是你每天需工作16小時。

Sales:That is a lot! Is this the worst part of the job?

業務員：太多了吧！這是此工作最糟的部分嗎？

Mgr:That is not too bad. Another little thing is, you have to be on the phone all the time, to listen to all kind of complaints from the customers.

經理：那還不算糟。另一件小事，是你必須永遠在電話旁，傾聽所有顧客的抱怨。

Sales:Really, I thought we dont have much of sales, but why we have so many complaints.

業務員：真的！我以為我們賣不出去什麼產品，但為何還有這許多抱怨呢？

Mgr:You didnt know that yet? We cant sell any products anymore, so the boss has switched our business to complaints listening for our competitors.

經理：你還不知道嗎？就是賣不出什麼產品，所以老闆已將公司轉型為替競爭對手傾聽客戶抱怨的服務啦。