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We are going to have a Christmas party. Students decided to have a drama show and they enjoyed writing their own story for the drama. I am supposed to translate those lines into English and make some tiny changes for " Education" purpose. They are very creative in some ways. A student of mine was active in doing me a favor, and she is kind enough to type Chinese version of the story for me.
Tree Little Pig VS Santa ( A drama show)
In the universe, in a certain planet, in a certain city, on a certain corner, on the manure pit are three homeless pigs sleeping side by side and shivering with cold.
Pig 1: Cold, cold, cold, I am cold to death.
Pig 2: Hungry, hungry, hungry, I am hungry to death.
Pig 3: But why you guys are not dead yet?
Pig 2: Do you lay a curse upon us?
Pig 3: No, no, ahhhhhhhh, help. Help! We are brothers. Don’t fight, OK?
Pig1: Forget it. For the sake of brotherhood, I forgive you.
Pig 3: Winter is upcoming. Let’s go buy some clothes for the cold weather.
Pig2: Where does the money come from?
Pig1: According to my analysis, we need a house to keep warm. But if we want a house, we need money. If we want to have money, we need jobs. If we wish to find good jobs, we need good education background. If we wish to have higher education, we need to study hard.
Pig 2& 3: ( Clapping) Wow, when does Big Brother become so smart?
Big 1: Haha, heehee……Actually, it is said in this book.
Pig 2& 3: Where did you get the book?
Pig 1: Hahaha, from the wasteyard. It is free. Free. Free……
Pig 2& 3: Ahhhhhhhhhhh……….
After a three-second discussion, the three pigs have a decision. The youngest pig will be in charge of building a solid house for all. But during the discussion, the youngest one had no chance to speak out for himself. However, after the younger one tried to beg of the other two older brothers to help, the other two pigs decided to help.
The three pigs are building their house now.
Pig 2: ( He’s looking at a certain strange mountain and pointing at it.) Look! What are these?
Pig 1: ( While picking his nose, he says~~) Materials.
Pig 2&3: (They are whispering silently.) Twenty years has passed, Big Brother is still so stupid…….(sigh……)!!
Pig 1: A……chou……..aaaaaaachou…..I must catch a cold!
The next day~~~
Right after Big Brother gets up, he hears the youngest brother’s screaming sounds.
Pig3: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how many times you have stamped on my foot?
Pig2: Sorry, I didn’t mean to do it but I did it on purpose. Hahaha…..
Pig 1: Let me help you. Aahhhh………..Wow, oooooooooooo, aahhhhhhh……( Falling down on the ground.)
Pig 2: Are you OK, Big Brother?
Pig 3: What is this? A bottle gourd? ( He picks it up.)
At this moment, there is Santa Claus coming out from the gourd.
Santa: Come on~ ~Come on! Make a wish!
Pig 2: I wish to eat a mountain high food. ( He is kicked away by his two brothers.)
Pig 1&3: Help us to build a house.
Santa: Ok. No problem.
Pig 1,2 &3: Yeah!!
The house is built within a second.
Santa: The price you have to pay is either be my servants for a lifetime or be hardworking students for a lifetime.
Pig 1,2 &3: What!!!???? Oh, my god……….Oh, my Santa.
Finally, the three pigs decide to study hard to have higher education, have higher education to have good jobs, have good jobs to make enough money to buy their own houses.
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