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Tree Little Pig VS Santa ( A drama show)
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在宇宙的某個星系的某顆星球的某座城市的某個角落有三隻因無家可歸,被眾人唾棄而睡在糞坑的小豬證倚偎在一起發抖......

 
大:冷,冷,冷,冷死了
二:餓,餓,餓,餓死了
三:那為甚麼你沒死?
大、二:你這是在詛咒我們嗎?
三:不......不是,啊~~救命阿!我們是兄弟~不要動粗嘛~
大:算了!看在我們是兄弟的份上,就饒過你好了。〈事實上 三弟已被打成殘廢了〉
三:說起來冬天也快到了,我們去買一些衣物禦寒吧!
二:你哪來的錢阿?
大:根據我的分析,要禦寒就要有房子,要買房子就要有錢,要錢就要找工作,要好的工作就要好的學歷,要學歷就要努力讀書。
二、三:鼓掌~哇~~大哥甚麼時候變聰明了?!
大:其實都是這本書啦!
二、三:哪裡買的?
大:垃圾場~免費滴優~~
二、三:‧‧‧
 
 
 於是經過三秒的討論,三隻小豬決定由三弟來蓋房子 而且三秒以內三弟完全沒有任何發言的機會,但是在三弟的苦苦哀求下,大哥和二哥終於決定幫點忙了。
 
三隻豬開始蓋房子了‧‧‧
 
二:〈看向某座奇怪的山〉這是甚麼?
大:〈一邊挖鼻屎一邊說〉材料阿!
二、三:〈小聲的說〉二十年過去了,大哥還是這麼笨~~唉!!
大:哈啾!感冒了?!
 
次日‧‧‧
大哥一早起床就聽到三弟的慘叫聲‧‧‧
 
三:痛阿~~~你這是第幾次砸我的腳了?
二:歹勢啦~我不是故意的事有意的‧‧‧
大:我來幫忙了,啊~嗚哇~伊啊~扣!〈跌倒〉
二:大哥你還好吧?
三:這是甚麼?一個葫蘆?〈撿起〉
 
 這時葫蘆裡忽然飄出一個神仙
 
仙:Come on!許個願望吧!
二:我要吃很多很多的‧‧‧阿~~~〈被踹到一邊去〉
大、三:幫我們蓋個房子吧~
仙:OK~沒問題的啦~
大、二、三:Yeah!
 
房子一下子就蓋好了
 
仙:代價是要服侍我一輩子!
大、二、三:甚麼~~~~
 
 於是三隻小豬就在奴隸的日子中度過~    The End~
 
We are going to have a Christmas party. Students decided to have a drama show and they enjoyed writing their own story for the drama. I am supposed to translate those lines into English and make some tiny changes for " Education" purpose.  They are very creative in some ways. A student of mine was active in doing me a favor, and she is kind enough to type Chinese version of the story for me.
Thanks, Tina.


Tree Little Pig VS Santa ( A drama show)

In the universe, in a certain planet, in a certain city, on a certain corner, on the manure pit are three homeless pigs sleeping side by side and shivering with cold.

Pig 1: Cold, cold, cold, I am cold to death.

Pig 2: Hungry, hungry, hungry, I am hungry to death.

Pig 3: But why you guys are not dead yet?

Pig 2: Do you lay a curse upon us?

Pig 3: No, no, ahhhhhhhh, help. Help! We are brothers. Don’t fight, OK?

Pig1: Forget it. For the sake of brotherhood, I forgive you.

Pig 3: Winter is upcoming. Let’s go buy some clothes for the cold weather.

Pig2: Where does the money come from?

Pig1: According to my analysis, we need a house to keep warm. But if we want a house, we need money. If we want to have money, we need jobs. If we wish to find good jobs, we need good education background. If we wish to have higher education, we need to study hard.

Pig 2& 3: ( Clapping) Wow, when does Big Brother become so smart?

Big 1: Haha, heehee……Actually, it is said in this book.

Pig 2& 3: Where did you get the book?

Pig 1:  Hahaha, from the wasteyard. It is free. Free. Free……

Pig 2& 3: Ahhhhhhhhhhh……….

After a three-second discussion, the three pigs have a decision. The youngest pig will be in charge of building a solid house for all. But during the discussion, the youngest one had no chance to speak out for himself. However, after the younger one tried to beg of the other two older brothers to help, the other two pigs decided to help.

The three pigs are building their house now.

Pig 2: ( He’s looking at a certain strange mountain and pointing at it.) Look! What are these?

Pig 1: ( While picking his nose, he says~~) Materials.

Pig 2&3: (They are whispering silently.) Twenty years has passed, Big Brother is still so stupid…….(sigh……)!!

Pig 1: A……chou……..aaaaaaachou…..I must catch a cold!

The next day~~~

Right after Big Brother gets up, he hears the youngest brother’s screaming sounds.

Pig3: Aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, how many times you have stamped on my foot?

Pig2: Sorry, I didn’t mean to do it but I did it on purpose. Hahaha…..

Pig 1: Let me help you. Aahhhh………..Wow, oooooooooooo, aahhhhhhh……( Falling down on the ground.)

Pig 2: Are you OK, Big Brother?

Pig 3: What is this? A bottle gourd? ( He picks it up.)

At this moment, there is Santa Claus coming out from the gourd.

Santa: Come on~ ~Come on! Make a wish!

Pig 2: I wish to eat a mountain high food. ( He is kicked away by his two brothers.)

Pig 1&3: Help us to build a house.

Santa: Ok. No problem.

Pig 1,2 &3: Yeah!!

The house is built within a second.

Santa: The price you have to pay is either be my servants for a lifetime or be hardworking students for a lifetime.

Pig 1,2 &3: What!!!???? Oh, my god……….Oh, my Santa.

Finally, the three pigs decide to study hard to have higher education, have higher education to have good jobs, have good jobs to make enough money to buy their own houses. 

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