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李國寶導活春宮
2009/07/26 12:52:21瀏覽460|回應0|推薦1




Just standard missionary position?
No genitalia exposed ?
No different and difficult mating positions exhibited ?
That's too conservative and too boring !!!
The zoo should call 1-800-
 
國寶活春宮 for help.

國寶 is an international well-known mating position specialist.   He is famous, because he knows exactly what to do to tame the male lion and the female tiger to follow his orders to perform any kind of actions.   In order to entertain his audiences, he would do what he could to figure out a lot of more difficult, more interesting, more entertaining and more salacious mating positions for the two beasts to perform.

I believe, if getting hired, he would do a great job to entertain the general public.

 
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